# Polls only: No discussion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2026, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6772 "2026-05-13T22:54:39Z")

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Does your family talk (or, argue) politics at Thanksgiving?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6772))_

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6773 "2026-05-14T03:09:14Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6773))_

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6774 "2026-05-14T13:00:26Z")

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Do you have spiders living in your rear view mirrors?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6774))_

[![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSviIUf8OvN0iNM143P9pgLuQ_A6YqtqYe6ikA5Gn-OND-Pr6uwKcaL02Wj&s=10) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSviIUf8OvN0iNM143P9pgLuQ_A6YqtqYe6ikA5Gn-OND-Pr6uwKcaL02Wj&s=10)

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6775 "2026-05-14T19:22:36Z")

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Do you believe that your smart phone listens to what you are saying, then pushes relevant commercials to your TV, phone or other internet connected devices?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6775))_

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6776 "2026-05-14T23:58:04Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6776))_

[If you did hit the exact number for the K ones just choose the bigger one]

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6777 "2026-05-15T13:12:44Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6777))_

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6778 "2026-05-15T14:12:32Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6778))_

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6779 "2026-05-15T21:00:39Z")

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How often, if at all, do you use a voice assistant (like Siri or Alexa)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6779))_

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6780 "2026-05-16T19:11:22Z")

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Will Donald Trump be inaugurated President of the United States in January of 2029?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6780))_

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6781 "2026-05-17T22:35:57Z")

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I want to make a tart, citrusy pie for Memorial Day. Which of these should I make?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6781))_

If you don’t feel like clicking the link, an Atlantic Beach pie is a lemon pie with a cracker crust, but otherwise pretty similar to a key lime pie.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2026, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6782 "2026-05-17T23:06:35Z")

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For this upcoming Friday, 5/22, my boss and department team want me to present a 10-20 minute PowerPoint presentation on “any topic you are interested in and passionate about. It is permitted to be somewhat controversial, within reason.” We do this as our regular weekly fun activity, taking turns with one employee being the designated presenter on a Friday. What should I choose?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6782))_

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**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2026, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6783 "2026-05-18T12:10:45Z")

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You are dead and have gone to Hades. It is pretty boring. You cannot talk or move or see or sleep. All you can do is hear the constant self pitying/regretful wailing and gnashing of teeth of your fellow damned, as well as occasional mad laughter. You could really use a distraction.

On your 1st year anniversary of being dead, you are allowed to choose 1 living entity on Earth to observe until they die. Who do you choose?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6783))_

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**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2026, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6784 "2026-05-20T09:39:43Z")

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A person with Alzheimer’s that you are close to is quite upset and obsessed that their long-dead spouse is cheating on them. Do you tell them the truth?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6784))_

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6785 "2026-05-22T19:29:02Z")

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Don’t fight the hypothetical. This question is about a wedding that you would otherwise want to go to. The people getting married are people you love and want to see married. If you never go to weddings under any circumstances this poll isn’t for you.

So you are invited to a wedding. Let’s say it’s your nephew that you love and like and want to see get married. The wedding is in a convenient enough venue that you can go without issue.

The bride and groom have made the dress code very clear in the invitations. They have a theme. They require either black evening gowns or black suit, black tie and white shirt. A tux is not required but it must be a black suit.

Do you:

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6785))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2026, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6786 "2026-05-22T23:34:17Z")

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Is your current life similar to your assumed dead life in Hades described in by-tor’s poll above [Polls only: No discussion - #6783 by by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6783)? Mark all that apply

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6786))_

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**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6787 "2026-05-23T14:23:45Z")

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What will happen first?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6787))_

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2026, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6788 "2026-05-23T14:30:42Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6788))_

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**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6789 "2026-05-25T15:36:31Z")

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An app you’ve been using for years gets a major update. In the update, there is no new functionality added, but everything has been rearranged and has a different look. Which of these reactions is closest to how you’d react?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6789))_

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6790 "2026-05-25T20:08:01Z")

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On average, how much time do you spend on your phone or other portable device after you wake up in the morning and before you get out of bed for the day?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6790))_

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6791 "2026-05-26T22:22:54Z")

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The recipe calls for you to preheat the oven. Assuming you’re not cooking something delicate, do you, in fact, preheat the oven? (Public poll)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/6791))_

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