# Polls only: No discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1266 "2022-05-18T02:54:18Z")
Which? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1266))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1267 "2022-05-18T11:35:58Z")
Improve your life! You can select 2: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1267))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1268 "2022-05-18T12:04:08Z")
Yeah, it’s the same poll, but now you can select up to 5 options: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1268))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2022, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1269 "2022-05-18T15:08:16Z")
You just won a $100 million lottery. You find you had the winning numbers while you are seated in the midst of a group of family and friends, who are preoccupied with other things. Are you capable of keeping a poker face in the 60 seconds that follow? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1269))_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1270 "2022-05-19T03:56:25Z")
If you insist on putting two spaces after a period despite it not being necessary if you’re not using a typewriter or the convention anymore for decades, wow, you’re old, huh? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1270))_ ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1271 "2022-05-19T05:23:04Z")
I’m so old I remember _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1271))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1272 "2022-05-19T16:41:08Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1272))_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1273 "2022-05-19T21:16:53Z")
Your favorite Framer _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1273))_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1274 "2022-05-19T21:18:34Z")
If you won $100 million in the lottery tomorrow, would your charitable giving go up as a _percentage_ of your assets? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1274))_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1275 "2022-05-19T21:29:49Z")
If President Biden runs for reelection, should he keep Kamala Harris as his running mate? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1275))_ ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1276 "2022-05-19T22:26:25Z")
I’m not on anything on @DCnDC’s list. (Pick up to two.) _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1276))_ ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1277 "2022-05-19T22:32:12Z")
Favorite part of a cow: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1277))_ ---
**Author:** ![CardboardBoxx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardboardboxx/32/7079_2.png) [@CardboardBoxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CardboardBoxx)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1278 "2022-05-19T23:41:22Z")
Subtitles. _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1278))_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2022, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1279 "2022-05-19T23:59:50Z")
If you prefer watching with subtitles, is it because: _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1279))_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1280 "2022-05-20T01:00:21Z")
For those who have seen both, which is better? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1280))_ ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1281 "2022-05-20T06:54:36Z")
Your 2-year old finally speaks her first words. Alas, they are insults against you. As a parent, do you feel proud or sad? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1281))_ ---
**Author:** ![CardboardBoxx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardboardboxx/32/7079_2.png) [@CardboardBoxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CardboardBoxx)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1282 "2022-05-20T14:02:22Z")
How many checking/savings accounts do you currently have in your name, including those that are still active, but with a zero balance? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1282))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1283 "2022-05-20T15:29:38Z")
You’re on the 3rd floor, going down to the 1st. You push the button to call the elevator. The elevator arrives and the doors open, but the display above reads “5” instead of “3.” _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1283))_ ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1284 "2022-05-20T15:52:24Z")
_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1284))_ ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1285 "2022-05-20T16:39:32Z")
You have been hired as a night watchman at a Super 8 Motel somewhere in the US Midwest. Your motel is next to a chicken farm, and the smell downwind of the bird excrement is awful. A frequent motel guest is a nutty conspiracy theorist writer who has published many books about UFOs and extraterrestrial visitations. One night this annoying writer comes into the motel and tells you that space aliens have stolen the “8” off the Super 8 sign out front. You go out to investigate and indeed the “8” has vanished and with your flashlight you see strange footprints leading away from the sign onto that foul-smelling poultry property next door. It is your job to investigate but that irksome writer keeps prattling on about how he told you so that there were aliens and you didn’t believe and he was right and you were wrong and on and on and on. What aspect of this situation would be most annoying? _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1285))_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642.md?page=65)