# Polls only: No discussion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1366 "2022-06-02T19:20:54Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1366))_

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**Author:** ![Mr.E](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.e/32/8932_2.png) [@Mr.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.E)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1367 "2022-06-02T23:37:06Z")

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A media property (game, cartoon, TV series, movie, etc) is being imported from its country of origin to your country. The folks in charge are thinking about changing it to make it more appealing to people in your country.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1367))_

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**Author:** ![De\_La\_Rue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@De\_La\_Rue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/De_La_Rue)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1368 "2022-06-03T00:05:56Z")

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While we’re on the subject…

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1368))_

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1369 "2022-06-03T00:20:07Z")

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A talk show host is going to prepare dinner for you. He can use the ingredients of his choice, but he is limited to just one kitchen appliance, and that appliance must be used for everything he makes. Then you have dinner with him. Ignore the fact that a couple of these dudes are dead. When voting, consider the meal you are likely to eat in combination with the level of your desire to spend time with the chef. Choose 3 combos.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1369))_

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1370 "2022-06-03T00:44:37Z")

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What about pressure canners?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1370))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1371 "2022-06-03T07:04:50Z")

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A magic button is in front of you. Push it, and all 400 million privately owned guns in America vanish into thin air.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1371))_

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1372 "2022-06-03T09:24:45Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1372))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1373 "2022-06-03T17:40:47Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1373))_

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**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1374 "2022-06-03T18:02:02Z")

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Related poll: You put you garbage cans on the curb for collection. Do you mind if someone throws a dog poop bag in them?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1374))_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1375 "2022-06-03T18:49:33Z")

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Would you give blood if you could, but don’t for either a medical reason or because you hate needles?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1375))_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1376 "2022-06-03T18:51:28Z")

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Do you think having absolutely reliable and invariably accurate lie detectors would be good for society?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1376))_

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1377 "2022-06-03T18:58:35Z")

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Which of these futuristic inventions would actually make the world a better place? Assume each is always reliable, cost-effective and doesn’t damage the environment; pick your Top Three.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1377))_

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1378 "2022-06-03T21:13:07Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1378))_

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**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1379 "2022-06-03T21:38:48Z")

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Your cats’ toe beans are:

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1379))_

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1380 "2022-06-03T21:56:06Z")

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Jay Leno has fallen on hard times. He moves into the house next door to you. He wants to get back in the biz but nobody will hire him. He wants to work on his stand-up, so he invites himself over to your house _every single evening_ to practice on you. How do you respond?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1380))_

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1381 "2022-06-03T22:06:27Z")

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You have a business type of letter you need to send to someone out of state. You type it up and sign it. Do you:

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1381))_

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1382 "2022-06-03T22:23:54Z")

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What kind of belly button do you have?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1382))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2022, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1383 "2022-06-03T23:46:39Z")

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In your fantasies, how would you return dog poop “with extreme prejudice”.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1383))_

(ETA: whoops, I guess I replied to the wrong post. Sorry. Dog poop infuriates me.)

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1384 "2022-06-04T12:34:03Z")

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What in the heck are you dipping your french fries in these days? Multiple selections allowed.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1384))_

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**Author:** ![CardboardBoxx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardboardboxx/32/7079_2.png) [@CardboardBoxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CardboardBoxx)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2022, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1385 "2022-06-04T13:07:24Z")

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For some sitcom-like contrived reason you have to share a cabin with 3 people, (one from _Seinfeld,_ one from _Friends_ and one from _Frasier_). It’s an isolated cabin in a temperate area, (so no worries about freezing or dying from heat). It’s stocked with enough food to last a year. There is no radio or tv signal, a handful of board games and about 20 books of the sort you’d get if you randomly picked them form a charity shop shelf. You will not interact with anybody else for the entire year.

Who is your nightmare matchup?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1385))_

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