# Polls only: No discussion

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 86

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1706 "2022-07-30T02:25:22Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1706))_

(this was actually the first draft of the poll above, that I came here to post in the first place, but then I realized “apples and oranges” was appropriate, and funnier)

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1707 "2022-07-30T02:32:37Z")

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Pick up to 5:

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1707))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1708 "2022-07-30T06:54:17Z")

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Seen on Reddit: _“America is a Third World country that has First World technology.”_

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1708))_

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1709 "2022-07-30T12:36:37Z")

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Men: How many neckties do you own?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1709))_

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1710 "2022-07-30T15:36:15Z")

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Women: do you wish you had the option to answer MMM’s necktie poll on behalf of your partner/husband/male significant other?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1710))_

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1711 "2022-07-30T16:10:37Z")

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Women, do you own any neckties of your own?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1711))_

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2022, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1712 "2022-07-30T16:14:42Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1712))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1713 "2022-07-31T04:32:43Z")

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Do you like kumquats?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1713))_

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1714 "2022-07-31T17:34:59Z")

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When there is a poll that is directed to a specific group of people (men, women, parents, people in the UK, etc) AND you are not a member of that group, BUT there is an option in the poll for “I am not a member of the targeted group” do you:

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1714))_

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**Author:** ![CardboardBoxx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardboardboxx/32/7079_2.png) [@CardboardBoxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CardboardBoxx)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1715 "2022-08-01T10:04:44Z")

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You have 2 mid priced pairs of casual shoes. They’re the same colour and style but different brands and there are several differences if you look carefully. The left shoe of one and the right of the other get damaged; what do you do with the remaining “pair”

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1715))_

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2022, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1716 "2022-08-01T13:46:32Z")

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This morning, for whatever reason, I woke up thinking of David Halberstam’s passages on Betty Furness in his book _The Fifties_.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1716))_

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1717 "2022-08-02T00:23:21Z")

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[Choco Taco](https://thekrazycouponlady.com/tips/money/choco-taco-discontinued) has been discontinued!!

Wait, what? Have you even ever had a Choco Taco?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1717))_

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1718 "2022-08-02T09:30:38Z")

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A poll for those with little or no musical ability:  
Tomorrow you will become very skilled in one instrument - skilled enough to perform in public if desired. Which instrument do you choose? Select your top 3 choices.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1718))_

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1719 "2022-08-02T17:30:51Z")

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The heels on a loaf of bread.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1719))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1720 "2022-08-02T17:40:42Z")

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If you could rewind back to age 10 and relive life with the wisdom you have now (but with no special foreknowledge of lottery numbers, world events, etc.)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1720))_

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2022, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1721 "2022-08-02T21:12:57Z")

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Choco Tacos vs. Drumsticks.

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1721))_

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2022, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1722 "2022-08-04T09:26:31Z")

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Man buns:

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1722))_

[https://imgur.com/BU0rba0](https://imgur.com/BU0rba0)

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2022, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1723 "2022-08-05T22:19:52Z")

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_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1723))_

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1724 "2022-08-06T15:55:52Z")

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You have committed a murder and buried the body. Only one other person knows of this - a friend of yours - and knows all the necessary details to get you convicted. He/she has a crush on you but the feeling isn’t mutual at all. Would you marry him or her if it would guarantee their silence? (they may go to the cops if spurned)

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1724))_

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**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1725 "2022-08-06T16:48:59Z")

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If there were hats for animals, which animal would _enjoy_ wearing a hat?

_Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/1725))_

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