# Polls only: No discussion **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2021, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642 "2021-11-01T18:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 5951
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/5951 "2025-05-17T20:38:17Z")
> [@Gee, Mom and Dad. Thanks for fucking me over, 63 years in advance. A Legal Name Rant](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gee-mom-and-dad-thanks-for-fucking-me-over-63-years-in-advance-a-legal-name-rant/1018462): > > So, my parents decided before I was born to honor both dead great-grandfathers. Therefore, my birth certificate reads: Cartooniverse Stephen Crane Doper Nice. Honor, honor, honor. Problem? When applying for my first Social Security card, parents discovered that only ONE middle name could be used. Period. So, my SS card reads: Cartooniverse Steven Doper. No clue why. My signature as a teenager, so it seems, appears on the card sitting in front of me. My Driver’s License reads identically, a… _Poll ([view on site](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642/5951))_ --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polls-only-no-discussion/953642)._