# Polycarp for President **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 1, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493 "2003-05-01T22:50:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/101 "2003-07-30T12:01:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moejuck \* > \*\*Slogan: “Polycarp: No one said you couldn’t vote for him.” \*\* I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/102 "2003-10-10T18:28:23Z")
So do you think we can swing Ah-nuld the Governator to support us? I mean, I don’t care much for him, but _oh_ those bodybuilders! Perhaps he can introduce me to Rod Jackson or Bob Paris? Esprix ---
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/103 "2003-10-13T01:47:16Z")
I’m mobilizing the Southeastern Illinois Rural Liberal Jackass bloc, and we’re solidly behind you guys. Both of us are very excited. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/104 "2003-10-13T02:25:49Z")
In the meantime, it appears that the presidential candidate is MIA. Where is **Polycarp** , anyone have updates? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/105 "2003-10-13T05:53:27Z")
His last post at the Pizza Parlour (where he mods) was Sept 27th. Maybe he took a vacation. I just e-mailed him, see if a reply shows up. Maybe **Siege** knows? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/106 "2003-10-13T07:02:46Z")
Maybe he’s been too busy running for Governor of California, and just hadn’t mentioned it to anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/107 "2003-10-13T10:46:18Z")
**Polycarp** is on a secret political mission involving various extra resources. That is all the information I am authorized to give out at this time. That said, it is my understanding that he will be at the Dope-A-Ween Dopefest/rally in a few weeks. CJ Chief of Staff Polycarp/Esprix for President [size=1]Hello, USAirways? What do you mean you routed him through Peoria?![/size=1] ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/108 "2003-10-15T19:25:16Z")
By the way, although both soon-to-be Mr. President **Polycarp** and I strongly support the separation of church and state, I would like to point out that [it has been preordained that we are chosen by God to be His duly-named children.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=3453711#post3453711) So mote it be. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/109 "2003-10-15T23:00:27Z")
Sigh! Once again, big brother gets the headlines while I just keep on manipulating things behind the scene! > [@](#): > > US Airways? . . . No, I did _not_ say Paris! . . . He’s there? . . . Is he having a good time? . . . What do you mean Paris _Island?!_. . .:rolleyes: Now, on to that bill directed at Messrs Robinson, Wildmon, Phelps, etc. . . . CJ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493/110 "2003-10-15T23:05:32Z")
Bill? Don’t you mean gun? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polycarp-for-president/172493.md?page=5)