Arkansans.
Shirley, you look wonderful! (BTW: We were told (growing up) that, “You look wonderful!” or something along those lines was the ONLY thing we could say to a preggie woman.)
Satan:
I wonder if those people were really clear on the concept. . .or is Satan. . .uh. . .conjuring up satanic things again?
Ray (Musta needed a few extra toothpicks. I don’t think even black widow spiders are polyandrous.)