# Polysyllabic Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021 "2001-04-23T18:05:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/41 "2001-04-25T14:31:21Z")
Tardy arrivee finding repartee confusing. Quickly comprehends essentials. Cradles cranium, prohibiting explosion. Proper punctuation clearly important, Roget’s thesaurus not-with-standing. ---
**Author:** ![smaft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@smaft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smaft)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/42 "2001-04-25T21:20:37Z")
Current message sequence clearly losing energy. Resuscitatory countermeasures apparently necessary. Suggestion: Doper ever-present creativity, accompanying linguistic flexibility, potentially reinvigorated via complementary message sequence comprising monosyllabically constructed sentences exclusively. Simultaneous contributions thereto exhibit posters’ extremely advanced linguistic adaptation; significant recognition certainly merited thereafter! Alternatively, perhaps message sequence expiration desirable. Postings esteemed offensively ostentatious, without redemptive value? Apologies required- existing signature tagline demonstrates unacceptably absent polysyllabism; ergo omitted herein. ---
**Author:** ![Wastrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f17d59/32.png) [@Wastrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wastrel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/43 "2001-04-26T02:22:17Z")
Wastrel expresses stupidity. Future messages hopefully previewed. Many apologies. Wastrel very sorry. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/44 "2001-04-26T05:10:37Z")
**Wastrel** , apologies accepted wholeheartedly, although unnecessary. Criticism solely mentioned lightheartedly, elucidating various responses concerning similar responses. Buddies? Although linguistic facility accentuated via caffiene, antithesis reaction exists via alcohol ingestion. Creativity flummoxed, verbal articulation degraded, general cerebral functions limited. Unconsciousness desired. Slumber nicely , everyone, Buenos Noches (Domicile established within Miami) UncleBill ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/45 "2001-04-26T05:15:59Z")
To heck with this thread. 🙂 (C’mon, someone hadda do it.) ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/46 "2001-04-26T06:51:57Z")
Ogre’s monosyllabic assault upon sequence requirements appears irresistably appropriate, considering user psycho-verbal attachment connotations. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/47 "2001-04-26T13:43:27Z")
Moderators, kindly remove Ogre’s contribution. (Kidding!) ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/48 "2001-04-26T14:31:41Z")
Polysyllabic cogitation making Wolfie’s cerebral cortex vacillate. Furthermore, excessive morning coffee comsumption causing furious bladder throbbing. Posting temporarily halted; bathroom beckons. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/49 "2001-04-26T14:36:28Z")
Posting preview necessary. Spelling error unnoticed. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/50 "2001-04-26T14:51:37Z")
Homoerotic sexual conjunction amply demonstrates itself extremely enjoyable pastime. Masturbation avers itself similar, albeit somewhat pallider, in benefits. ---
**Author:** ![Spoonbender](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoonbender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoonbender)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/51 "2001-04-26T14:59:08Z")
Rolling floorwise, laughing until posterior detachment occurs! ---
**Author:** ![Pyrrhonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@Pyrrhonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyrrhonist)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/52 "2001-04-26T15:19:55Z")
Pursuing plethoric polysyllabic postings, Pyrrhonist pronounces people’s products potentially pleasing, possibly psychotic, perhaps perverted, positively profitless. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/53 "2001-04-26T15:20:03Z")
Infinite humble apologies. Monosyllabic nasal tweak irresistible, given circumstances. Behavior improved. **Balance** , implying trollish tendencies? Joking? Hopefully. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/54 "2001-04-26T15:25:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Infinite humble apologies. Monosyllabic nasal tweak irresistible, given circumstances. Behavior improved. > > **Balance** , implying trollish tendencies? Joking? Hopefully. “Tweak” pronounced “TWEE-ACK.” Polysyllabic, understand? Ogre idiocy exposed, otherwise. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/55 "2001-04-26T16:22:04Z")
Merely commenting upon classical ogreish tendencies toward monosyllabic comments, **Ogre**. Kindly disregard any trolling implications–nonconformist impulses understood. ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/56 "2001-04-26T16:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Pyrrhonist \* > \*\*Pursuing plethoric polysyllabic postings, Pyrrhonist pronounces people’s products potentially pleasing, possibly psychotic, perhaps perverted, positively profitless. \*\* **Pyrrhonist’s** passage positively pulmonary plundering. Awesome alliterative addition, adulations apropos. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/57 "2001-04-26T17:03:32Z")
Within sequence’s parameters, intelligent discourse proceeding apace. MrVisible admits admiration directed toward population therein; impossibly dextrous verbal achievements abound. Curiousity regarding eventual subject matter emergence. Polysyllabilism surely doesn’t imply solipsistic references only, correct? Suggest discussions regarding sexual activity. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/58 "2001-04-26T18:10:46Z")
**UncleBill’s** flirtatious attitude, added upon dashing appearance, humor, intelligence, even kindness, allows many women pleasurable opportunities, however, sadly, unbelieveably, even criminally, **UncleBill** remains unattached. Sexual experiences gathering airborne dusty particles. Anticipating everyone’s experiences happened closer timewise, **UncleBill** remains silent regarding sexual activity issue. Also, Gentlemen never elucidate. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/59 "2001-04-26T18:54:52Z")
Balance, misunderstanding corrected! Rapid response elicits appreciation gesture. UncleBill, sexual solipsism? Sexual selfishness -Masturbation? Disco? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/60 "2001-04-26T19:58:05Z")
Perverts never elucidate, either! Disco inherently evil, produced under Satan’s offspring’s supervision. Sexuality sharing willingness never problematic, (hardly ever, anyway), merely problems regarding cooperation among female gender members. (Scratching above hairline, quizzical facial appearance) Understandable? Never! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021.md?page=4)