# Polysyllabic Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 23, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021 "2001-04-23T18:05:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/101 "2001-05-04T20:07:28Z")

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**UncleBill** , Tabithina’s definitely female. Also happily married maternal parent enjoying nearly walking baby’s antics. Aforementioned baby showing precocious climbing abilities, making Tabithina very vigilant, also tired.\<insert vibrant yellow smiling emoticon herein\>

Tabithina’s jewelry business presently thriving…creating numerous selling products. Working daily. Enjoyable pursuit.

Results: Tabithina finding increasingly infrequent posting opportunities, making platonic flirting somewhat difficult, temporarily.  
\<insert winking emoticon herein\>

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/102 "2001-05-04T20:31:23Z")

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**Tabithina,** congratulations concerning offspring’s pedestrian attempts, climbing ability. Motherly attention needed always during wakeful periods, understandable “distraction” removing onesself away, ignoring keyboard. **UncleBill’s** only distractions include workplace, also feline companion, Scooter. Scooter’s attentiveness unstoppable, constantly placing fuzzy body blocking monitor. Ignoring impossible.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/polysyllabic-thread/63021/103 "2001-05-05T00:45:48Z")

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Hardygrrl ponders situation. Recently random Doper announced emotional attachment. Unnamed Doper unfortunately married,albeit unhappily. Hardygrrl briefly regrets starting hardcore flirtation.Commonalities between hardygrrl/Doper numerous,perhaps infinite. Hardygrrl desires maintaining friendship,realizes however feelings mutual. Hardygrrl extremely confused & elated simeutaneously. Hardygrrl recently emailed Doper & exposed herself emotionally. Nervously awaiting response.

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