(BTW, why did someone call this a zombie thread? Elsewhere it’d just be resurrecting a thread on the same subject rather than starting a new one).
Tears for Fears Mad World has a good one. The last line is usually, in covers, sung as enlarging your world, but in the original it was a made-up word that nobody could make out.
Well, I did so that people wouldn’t feel the need to “correct” me by pointing out that I was responding to a very old post. But now at least there is someone coming in to “correct” me on the correct thread nomenclature, so there is that.