# Ponderable Questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 13, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137 "2013-08-13T15:20:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/1 "2013-08-13T15:20:44Z")

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Why can’t I fry eggs in my freezer?  
What is 1+1?  
Why do things fall _down_?

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**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/2 "2013-08-13T15:40:37Z")

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1. You can, it’s just difficult crawling in and finding the space required between the frozen pizzas and fudgsicles.

2. 11

3. God was OCD

Why is the sea salty?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/3 "2013-08-13T15:43:30Z")

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The sea is salty from the tears of thousands of years’ worth of drowned sailors.  
If they remade the series today, who should play Xena, Warrior Princess?

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**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/4 "2013-08-13T15:45:03Z")

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**What is 1+1?**

10

**Why do things fall _down_?**

Anthropic Principle

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/5 "2013-08-13T20:49:45Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> If they remade the series today, who should play Xena, Warrior Princess?

Whoever wins the audition.

If we share a space station with the Russians, does that mean we are communists now too?

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/6 "2013-08-13T20:53:32Z")

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Why do we drive on streets and park in parking lots?

Streets are designed to be driven on in order to get from place to place. Parking lots are areas that are specifically designated as places to park.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/7 "2013-08-13T20:55:29Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> Whoever wins the audition.
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> If we share a space station with the Russians, does that mean we are communists now too?

No, if we were communists, we’d _own_ a space station with the Russians.

> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> Why do we drive on streets and park in parking lots?
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> Streets are designed to be driven on in order to get from place to place. Parking lots are areas that are specifically designated as places to park.

Are you sure you didn’t mean to ask “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/8 "2013-08-13T20:56:18Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> Why do we drive on streets and park in parking lots?
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> Streets are designed to be driven on in order to get from place to place. Parking lots are areas that are specifically designated as places to park.

Why do I get tickets when I park in the middle of ‘the park’ then (especially Central Park)?

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/9 "2013-08-13T21:34:26Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> Why do I get tickets when I park in the middle of ‘the park’ then (especially Central Park)?

Because there are different types of “park” and Central Park is not for parking cars.

If you are a contestant playing the Monty Hall game and first prize is a car, if the first door you pick reveals the car when opened, should you take it or wait and see if Monty offers you the chance to switch?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/10 "2013-08-13T21:48:05Z")

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> [@KneadToKnow](#):
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> No, if we were communists, we’d _own_ a space station with the Russians.
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> Are you sure you didn’t mean to ask “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

These are _ponderable_ questions.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/11 "2013-08-13T21:54:07Z")

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How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/12 "2013-08-13T21:59:36Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> If you are a contestant playing the Monty Hall game and first prize is a car, if the first door you pick reveals the car when opened, should you take it or wait and see if Monty offers you the chance to switch?

I would switch because I already have a car and don’t need another one.

Is 0.9999… equal to 10000?

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**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/13 "2013-08-13T22:08:41Z")

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Why?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/14 "2013-08-13T22:18:37Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> These are _ponderable_ questions.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![NotDeadYet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NotDeadYet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotDeadYet)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/15 "2013-08-13T22:32:02Z")

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Who wrote the book of love?

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**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/16 "2013-08-13T22:34:36Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> Is 0.9999… equal to 10000?

No. But the interval from 0.9 to 1 contains as many numbers as the interval from 1 to 10000.  
That’s ponderously imponderable.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/17 "2013-08-13T22:44:00Z")

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Imagine you had an aircraft that tried to take off from an oversized piece of exercise equipment. Would it work? In particular, could a helicopter take off from the seat of a humongous stationary bike?

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/18 "2013-08-13T23:04:16Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> Imagine you had an aircraft that tried to take off from an oversized piece of exercise equipment. Would it work? In particular, could a helicopter take off from the seat of a humongous stationary bike?

Yes.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/19 "2013-08-13T23:05:37Z")

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Who is buried in Grant’s Tomb?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/20 "2013-08-13T23:10:35Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Who is buried in Grant’s Tomb?

Nobody. 😃 [picks teeth]

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