# Ponderable Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137 "2013-08-13T15:20:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![want2befree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@want2befree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2befree)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/41 "2013-08-15T00:32:44Z")
Why do I always have to go to the bathroom while I’m shopping? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/42 "2013-08-15T02:56:55Z")
> [@aNewLeaf](#): > > I was pondering that. Are you pondering what I’m pondering? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/43 "2013-08-15T03:01:42Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent? She encountered a facehugger that forced an egg down her throat into her chest cavity, where it will gestate until it fatally bursts out of her torso. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/44 "2013-08-15T13:14:47Z")
Is someone talking about me? _:: looks around ::_ Nope, false alarm. _:: goes back to sleep ::_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/45 "2013-08-15T13:57:57Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so, but aren’t squids just used for initiation ceremonies? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/46 "2013-08-15T16:19:17Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > What? Your dry cleaning is ready. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/47 "2013-08-15T16:38:47Z")
[Sheriff Bart] Where’re all the white women at? [/S B] ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/48 "2013-08-16T00:17:26Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > What is 1+1? H Why are they called “flashlights”? ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/49 "2013-08-16T01:17:05Z")
If a cow laughed while drinking milk, would milk come out of its nose? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/50 "2013-08-16T12:27:28Z")
How famous must someone be before he/she can get assassinated instead of murdered? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137/51 "2013-08-16T16:36:55Z")
If they really want to fix the economy, why don’t they just have a lottery where everybody wins several million dollars? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ponderable-questions/666137.md?page=2)