# Poo issue - TMI and downright gross **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 10, 2007, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168 "2007-07-10T06:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lagavulin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lagavulin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lagavulin)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/41 "2007-07-11T18:50:34Z")
Muffin - it’s possible, although he might be a bit more conscientious in someone else’s house. I’ll have to watch out for that. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/42 "2007-07-12T00:28:25Z")
[QUOTE=lieu] Maker’s Mark? [/QUOTE] Old Grandpoo. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/43 "2007-07-12T03:10:22Z")
[QUOTE=11811] Old Grandpoo. [/QUOTE] Wild Turdkey ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/44 "2007-07-12T04:19:35Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Wild Turdkey [/QUOTE] Tullamore Doo? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/45 "2007-07-13T02:30:39Z")
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon] Tullamore Doo? [/QUOTE] Dangit! That’s my brand of whiskey and I was trying not to ruin it. _shrugs_ Oh well, I’ve got an almost full bottle and there’d be no sense in wasting it. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/46 "2007-07-13T12:36:59Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Dangit! That’s my brand of whiskey and I was trying not to ruin it. _shrugs_ Oh well, I’ve got an almost full bottle and there’d be no sense in wasting it. [/QUOTE] A bottle of Gusano Rojo Mezcal has a worm in it. A bottle of Tullamore Dew has \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ in it. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/47 "2007-07-13T12:45:28Z")
[QUOTE=Muffin] A bottle of Gusano Rojo Mezcal has a worm in it. A bottle of Tullamore Dew has \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ in it. [/QUOTE] A: a tapeworm? :eek: 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/48 "2007-07-13T18:30:20Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] This thread has actually succeeded in ruining a brand of whisky for me. ☹ [/QUOTE] Buffalo Trace? Knob Creek? Mountain Rock? Pinch? Drop of the Irish? The mind boggles… ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/49 "2007-07-13T23:52:36Z")
Doo-ars? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/50 "2007-07-14T16:44:49Z")
[QUOTE=Muffin] A bottle of Gusano Rojo Mezcal has a worm in it. A bottle of Tullamore Dew has \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ in it. [/QUOTE] Nice try but I was only joking. I may not be full-blooded Irish from the Emerald Isle but you’d still be hard-pressed to ruin my whiskey for me. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/51 "2007-07-14T17:24:55Z")
Get the toilet nice and clean. Then, request mutual consent for a new house rule that the toilet will be equally free of your own “stuff” when each of you leaves the bathroom as when you entered it. Actually, you might want to expand the rule to include not just the toilet but the whole bathroom, or you just may start finding his turds in the sink, shower, and trash can. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168/52 "2007-07-14T19:16:34Z")
Have you explained to him that just like the un-housbroken puppy that the neighbours traded in for another dog, you will be trading him in for another husband if he can’t learn? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poo-issue-tmi-and-downright-gross/411168.md?page=2)