# Pool party! C'mon in. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 19, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243 "2004-06-19T23:27:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/21 "2004-06-21T01:07:12Z")
Yay! Pool party! _Perfect dive into pool_ ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/22 "2004-06-21T01:10:03Z")
Hey, nice dive. Great-looking pool! Can my dog swim in it? ---
**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/23 "2004-06-21T01:14:40Z")
_blushes_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/24 "2004-06-21T06:28:41Z")
This thing needs some more music: > [@](#): > > AC/DC-Back in Black > Aerosmith-Greatest Hits, Vol.1 > Aerosmith-Gems > Afghan Whigs-Gentlemen > Allman Brothers Band-Live at the Fillmore East > Tori Amos-To Venus and Back (2 CD’s-includes 1 Live CD) > …And You Will Know us by the Trail of Dead-Source:Tags and Codes > Apologeti X-Ticked > Albert Ayler-Live in Greenwich Village: The Complete Impulse Recordings > the Beach Boys-Pet Sounds > Beastie Boys-Paul’s Boutique > Beastie Boys-The Sounds of Science (2 CD’s) > Beck-Mutations > Beck-Midnite Vultures > Jeff Beck-Wired > Jeff Beck-Who Else! > Bela Fleck & the Flecktones-Live Art (2 CD’s) > Belle and Sebastien-Fold Your Hands, Child, You Look like a Peasant > Bender-Jehovah’s Hitlist > Ben Folds Five-Whatever and Ever Amen > Ben Folds Five-The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner > Barney Bentall and the Legendary Hearts-Greatest Hits 1986-1996 > Chuck Berry-The Great Twenty-Eight > Big Star-#1 Record/Radio City > Big Wreck-In Loving Memory Of… > Bjork-Homogenic > Blenderhead-Figureheads on the Forefront of Pop Culture > Blue Rodeo-Diamond Mine > Blue Rodeo-Five Days in July > Blur-Blur > Boredoms-Pop Tatari > Boredoms-Super Ae > David Bowie-The Best of David Bowie 1969-1974 > James Brown-20 All Time Greatest Hits > Built to Spill-There’s Nothing Wrong with Love > Bush X-Sixteen Stone (includes a “Bonus” Live CD) (2 CD’s) > Butthole Surfers-Locust Abortion Technician > Buzzcocks-Singles Going Steady > Café Tacuba-Cuatros Caminos > Captain Beefheart-Trout Mask Replica > the Cars-Greatest Hits > Caedmon’s Call-40 Acres > Elliott Carter-Symphonia: sum fluxae pretium spei, Clarinet Concerto > Cheap Trick-Cheap Trick > Cheap Trick-In Color > Cheap Trick-Heaven Tonight > Cheap Trick-At Budokan-the Complete Concert (2 CD’s) > the Clash-London Calling > the Clash-Clash on Broadway (Boxed Set, 3 CD’s) > Collective Soul-Collective Soul > John Coltrane-The Complete Live at the Village Vanguard > Ry Cooder-Chicken Skin Music > Alice Cooper-Greatest Hits, Vol. 1 > Elvis Costello-My Aim is True > Elvis Costello & the Attractions-Armed Forces > Elvis Costello & the Attractions-Very Best of > Sheryl Crow-The Globe Sessions > Counting Crows-August and Everything After > Creedence Clearwater Revival-Chronicle,Vol.1 > the Cure-Staring at the Sea. Singles 1977-1987 > the Cure-Galore-the Singles 1987-1997 > Miles Davis-Milestones > Miles Davis-Kind of Blue > Miles Davis-Bitches Brew (2 CD’s) > DC Talk-Intermission: The Greatest Hits > Delirious?-Mezzanine > Delirious?-Glo > Depeche Mode-The Singles 81-85 > the Doors-The Doors > Bob Dylan-Biograph (3 CD’s and a 64 page booklet) > Bob Dylan-Another Side of Bob Dylan > Bob Dylan-Highway 61 Revisited > Bob Dylan-Blonde on Blonde > Bob Dylan-Blood on the Tracks > Bob Dylan-Love and Theft (includes Bonus Live CD) > The Eagles-Greatest Hits Vol. 1 1971-1975 > The Eagles-The Very Best of the Eagles > Duke Ellington-Live at Newport 1956 > Brian Eno with David Byrne-My Life in the Bush of Ghosts > Epos-Epos > Ethers Void-Soda > Everclear-So Much for the Afterglow > Everclear-Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 2-Time for a Bad Attitude > 54-40-Trusted by Millions > Faith No More-Angel Dust > Flaming Lips-Transmissions from the Satellite Heart > Flaming Lips-The Soft Bulletin > Fleetwood Mac-Rumours > Folk Implosion-One Part Lullaby > Foo Fighters-There is Nothing Left to Lose > Fool’s Garden-Dish of the Day > Fountains of Wayne-Fountains of Wayne > Aretha Franklin-Amazing Grace: The Complete Recordings (2 CD’s) > Galaxie 500-On Fire > Danny Gatton-88 Elmira Street > Jimmie Dale Gilmore-After Awhile > Gomez-Abandoned Shopping Trolley Hotline Sampler (Mini CD, more like an EP) > Gomez-Liquid Skin > Nina Gordon-Tonight and the Rest of my Life > Goo Goo Dolls-Superstar Car Wash > David Gray-White Ladder > Green Day-Insomniac > Greenwheel-Soma Holiday > Guns N’ Roses-Use Your Illusion I > Merle Haggard-Greatest Hits of the 80’s > Grant Hart-Good News for Modern Man > Mark Heard-Dry Bones Dance > Michael Hedges-Torched > Helmet-Strap It on > Hesher-Self-Titled Debut > Hole-Celebrity Skin > Husker Du-Flip Your Wig > Husker Du-Warehouse: Songs and Stories > Iron Maiden-Number of the Beast > Iron Maiden-Powerslave > Iron Maiden-A Real Dead One > Iron Maiden-Brave New World > the Jam-Greatest Hits > Jane’s Addiction-Nothing Shocking > Jars of Clay-Much Afraid > Jawbreaker-Unfun > Joy Division-Closer > Phil Keaggy-Crimson and Blue > King Crimson-Lark’s Tongues in Aspic > Kinski/Acid Mothers Temple-split EP > Kronos Quartet-In Formation > Kyuss-Blues for the Red Sun > Led Zeppelin-Box Set-(includes 4 CD’s and a 28 page color booklet) > David Lindley-El Rayo-X > Local H-Pack up the Cats > London Quireboys-It’s Only Rock and Roll > Shelby Lynne-I am Shelby Lynne > Lynyrd Skynyrd-Skynyrd’s Innyrds (Greatest Hits) > Ashley MacIsaac-Hi, How are You Today? (it’s really Scott’s, but it’s mine!!!) > Mars Volta-Deloused in the Comatorium > Megadeth-Countdown to Extinction > Mekons-New York, On the Road 86-87 (Live) > John Cougar Mellencamp-The Lonesome Jubilee > Mercury Rev-All Is Dream > Metallica-Master of Puppets > Moby-Play (2 CD’s, includes CD of B-Sides) > Modest Mouse-The Moon & Antarctica > Moist-Silver (really my sister’s, but for all intents and purposes, it’s mine) > Moist-Creature > Monster Magnet-Dopes to Infinity > Monster Magnet-Powertrip > Rich Mullins-A Liturgy, a Legacy and A Ragamuffin Band > My Bloody Valentine-Loveless > Newsboys-Take Me to Your Leader (really Nathan’s, but for all intents and purposes, it’s mine) > New Pornographers-Mass Romantic > New Radicals-Maybe You’ve been Brainwashed too > Nine Inch Nails-Pretty Hate Machine > Nine Inch Nails-Broken (EP) > Nine Inch Nails-The Downward Spiral > Nine Inch Nails-The Fragile (2 CD’s) > Nirvana-Nevermind > Oasis-What’s the Story Morning Glory (see Moist) > OST-Natural Born Killers, an Oliver Stone Film > OST-O Brother, Where Art Thou? > Ours-Distorted Lullabies > Parliament-The Best of Parliament: Tear the Roof Off > Gram Parsons-GP/Grievous Angel > Passion Worship Band-Passion: OneDay Live > Pavement-Slanted and Enchanted: Luxe & Reduxe (2 CD’s) > Pearl Jam-Riot Act > Pedro the Lion-Winners Never Quit > Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers-Greatest Hits > Pink Floyd-Wish You Were Here > Pixies-Surfer Rosa > P.O.D.-Satellite > the Police-Every Breath You Take…The Classics > Porn Flakes-The Number of the Beef > Presidents of the United States of America-The Presidents of the United States of America > The Pretenders-The Singles > Pulp-This is Hardcore > Queens of the Stone Age-Songs for the Deaf (includes Bonus DVD) > Radiohead-OK Computer > Radiohead-Kid A > Radiohead-Amnesiac > Radiohead-Hail to the Thief > Rage Against the Machine-The Battle of Los Angeles > Rage Against the Machine-Renegades > Ramones-All the Stuff and More, Vol. 1 > Ramones-All the Stuff and More, Vol. 2 > Red Hot Chili Peppers-By The Way > Joshua Redman-Timeless Tales (for changing times) > Reliant K-Two Lefts Don’t Make a Right, But Three Do > R.E.M.-Automatic for the People > R.E.M.-Life’s Rich Pageant > R.E.M.-New Adventures in Hi-Fi > R.E.M.-Reconstruction of the Fables > The Replacements -Tim > The Residents-The Commercial Album > The Residents-Eskimo > Ride-Nowhere > Rolling Stones-Exile on Main Street > Rolling Stones-Sticky Fingers > Ruins-Hyderomastgronigem > Ruins-1986-1992 > Rush-Different Stages (Live album, 3 CD’s) > Joe Satriani-Surfing with the Alien > Bob Seger-Greatest Hits > Jane Siberry-When I Was a Boy > Sigur Ros-Agaetis Byrjun > Sixpence None the Richer-Divine Discontent > Sloan-Between the Bridges > Sloan-4 Nights at the Palais Royale (Live, 2 CD’s) > Sloan-One Chord to Another > Sloan-Twice Removed > Slo-Mo-Novelty > Smashing Pumpkins-Bad Apples-Greatest Hits (includes Judas O, 2 CD’s) > the Smiths-Singles > Sonic Youth-Sister > Sonic Youth-Daydream Nation > Sonic Youth-Murray Street > Soul Coughing-Ruby Vroom > Soundgarden-A Sides > Bruce Springsteen-Greetings from Asbury Park, N. J. > Bruce Springsteen-Born to Run > Bruce Springsteen-Born in the U. S. A. > Squeeze-Singles 45 and Under > Stereolab-Emperor Tomato Ketchup > Cat Stevens-Remember Cat Stevens-The Ultimate Collection > Rod Stewart-Every Picture Tells a Story > Stone Roses-The Stone Roses > Stooges-Raw Power > The Strokes-Is This It > Suede-Suede > Sun Ra-Space is the Place > Matthew Sweet-Girlfriend > Switchfoot-Learning to Breathe > Switchfoot-The Beautiful Letdown > System of a Down-System of a Down > Talking Heads-Remain In Light > Talking Heads-Sand in the Vasoline-Popular Favorites 1976-1992 (2 CD’s) > Tea Party-Transmissions > Teenage Fanclub-Bandwagonesque > that dog.-Totally Crushed Out! > They Might be Giants-Lincoln > Thin Lizzy-Jailbreak > Third Day-Offerings: A Worship Album > Thrush Hermit-Sweet Homewrecker > Tomahawk-Mit Gas > Rokia Traore-Wanita > treble charger-Maybe it’s Me > U2-The Best of 1980-1990 > U2-All that you Can’t Leave Behind > Steve Vai-Passion and Warfare > Van Halen-Best of, Vol.1 > Various Artists-Best of the Seventies-1972 > Various Artists-Bhangra Beats > Various Artists- the Bridge School Concerts Vol.1 > Various Artists-Crazy for Gershwin-16 Classic Recordings > Various Artists-Down from the Mountain-Live concert performances by the artists & musicians of O Brother, where art thou? > Various Artists-Exodus > Various Artists-Ear Conditioning EP > Various Artists-Inner City Blues: The Music of Marvin Gaye > Various Artists-Joe’s Blue Plate Special: The best unsigned and independent music (4 CD’s) > Various Artists-Nativity in Black: A Tribute to Black Sabbath > Various Artists-Rough Guide Music Sampler: World Music Network > Various Artists-The Soundtrack from Gotee Records > Various Artists-This Note’s For You Too!- A Tribute to Neil Young (2 CD’s) > Various Artists-Wow 1997- The Year’s 30 Top Christian Artists and Songs (2 CD’s) > Various Artists-Wow 1998- The Year’s 30 Top Christian Artists and Songs (2 CD’s) > Velvet Underground-The Velvet Underground & Nico > Velvet Underground-White Light/White Heat > the Verve-Urban Hymns > Rufus Wainwright-Rufus Wainwright > Tom Waits-Swordfishtrombones > Tom Waits-Rain Dogs > Tom Waits-Bone Machine > Walt Mink-Miss Happiness > Ween-Chocolate and Cheese > Widespread Panic-Don’t Tell the Band (2 CD’s) > Lucinda Williams-Car Wheels on a Gravel Road > Lucinda Williams-World Without Tears > Wire-Pink Flag > Stevie Wonder-Talking Book > Yes-Close to the Edge > Neil Young-After the Gold Rush > Neil Young-Harvest > Neil Young-On the Beach > Neil Young-Tonight’s the Night > Neil Young-Zuma\* > Neil Young-Comes a Time > Neil Young-Decade (2 CD’s) > Neil Young-Rust Never Sleeps\* > Neil Young-Live Rust\* > Neil Young-Eldorado (Japanese Import EP) \* with Crazy Horse > Neil Young-Freedom > Neil Young-Ragged Glory\* > Neil Young-Harvest Moon > Neil Young-Unplugged > Neil Young-Sleeps with Angels\* > Neil Young-Mirror Ball (it’s really Scott’s and if I see him, maybe I’ll give it back to him) > Neil Young-Broken Arrow > Neil Young-Silver & Gold > Neil Young-Road Rock-Friends and Relatives > Neil Young-Are You Passionate? > Neil Young-Greendale > Frank Zappa-Strictly Commercial > Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention-Freak Out! > Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention-We’re Only In It For The Money > Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention-Weasels Ripped My Flesh > Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention-The Best Band you Never Heard in your Life (2 CD’s) > Frank Zappa-Overnite Sensation > Zumpano-Goin’ Through Changes > ZZ Top-The Best of ZZ Top > ZZ Top-Greatest Hits > > 307 separate albums and/or EP’s, ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/25 "2004-06-21T12:57:41Z")
**Flamsterette\_X,** I’d _love_ it if you’d take over D.J. duties for awhile – I have to go out for some Amaretto. **AlbertRose,** No problem with the dog. … Incidentally, if anyone is missing shoes, socks, sunglasses, key chains, cell phones, or other personal items, check over around the dog house. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/26 "2004-06-21T13:10:42Z")
- :::reads through **Flamsterette\_X’s** music list :::\* Are you kidding me? This is a pool party. All you need is The Beach Boys and Jimmy Buffet! _::: shoves “Margaritaville” into the CD player and cranks it up :::_ I’m still looking for someone to dance with. \*::: dances dangerously close to the edge of the pool with one of **Ashkicker’s** Italian margaritas ::: \* ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/27 "2004-06-21T17:51:01Z")
> [@lainaf](#): > > **Flamsterette\_X,** I’d _love_ it if you’d take over D.J. duties for awhile – I have to go out for some Amaretto. Well, the music’s there… just pick something and go with it! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/28 "2004-06-21T17:52:40Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > - :::reads through **Flamsterette\_X’s** music list :::\* > > Are you kidding me? This is a pool party. All you need is The Beach Boys and Jimmy Buffet! > > _::: shoves “Margaritaville” into the CD player and cranks it up :::_ > > I’m still looking for someone to dance with. > > \*::: dances dangerously close to the edge of the pool with one of **Ashkicker’s** Italian margaritas ::: \* Hey, this way there’s something for everybody! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/29 "2004-06-21T20:25:36Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > _::: shoves “Margaritaville” into the CD player and cranks it up :::_ > > I’m still looking for someone to dance with. > > \*::: dances dangerously close to the edge of the pool with one of **Ashkicker’s** Italian margaritas ::: \* Let’s cut a rug, mamasita! _::: NUDGE :::_ Woopsy! :eek: Didn’t mean to knock you in like that! Now you’re all wet. tsk, tsk. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/30 "2004-06-21T21:29:26Z")
What, no lifeguard? As a professional lifeguard, I’m shocked and appalled! and in search of an easy job _hint hint_ ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/31 "2004-06-21T22:01:58Z")
_::: splashes **harmless** throughly after being ‘nudged’ in :::_ Oh, well, I’m wet now. I call dibs on this cool floating lounge chair. Now, where’s that cute pool boy with a fresh Italian Margarita? I do tip well, by the way. And I’d like him to rub sunscreen on my back while he’s here. _::: Looks around for tall, dark and handsome (and shirtless!) poolboy :::_ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/32 "2004-06-21T22:05:14Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > _::: Looks around for tall, dark and handsome (and shirtless!) poolboy :::_ Speaking of shirtless, I think I accidentally snagged your top on the way in. I sowwy. **BiblioCat** ’s gots boobies! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/33 "2004-06-21T22:14:50Z")
I forgot about the bubble tea! Who wants some? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/34 "2004-06-21T22:16:18Z")
Let’s listen to the Neil Young collection my brother has… then we’ll get into the weird music like the Boredoms! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/35 "2004-06-21T22:17:01Z")
EEK! :o _::: snatches back top and makes adjustments :::_ Okay, all better now. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/36 "2004-06-21T22:17:15Z")
> [@Flamsterette\_X](#): > > I forgot about the **bubble tea**! Who wants some? 😃 wassat? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243/37 "2004-06-21T22:55:08Z")
I used to have lifeguard certification, but my skills are in need of recertification. I especially need to practice my cross-chest control hold. 😃 Don’t worry, ladies. Even when forcefull, I’m very gentle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party-cmon-in/251243.md?page=1)