# Pool Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235 "2003-07-04T14:07:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/1 "2003-07-04T14:07:47Z")
_ **Splash!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/2 "2003-07-04T14:43:10Z")
HEY! I just put suntan lotion on… Now my suit is sliding around… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/3 "2003-07-04T14:46:53Z")
Sweet! I like slippery girls. 😃 [dunks **Eilsel** , swims away fast] [pants **Czarcasm** … looks for **Viva** to cannonball on] ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/4 "2003-07-04T14:50:55Z")
ACK!!! :eek: _clinging to the wall, holding a beach ball in front of me_ anyone seen my top? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/5 "2003-07-04T14:59:22Z")
Wow! They’re real. And they’re SPECTACULAR! ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/6 "2003-07-04T15:04:29Z")
ROFLOL (I love that episode) _batting my eyelashes_ NCB, could you tie my string? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/7 "2003-07-04T15:06:28Z")
Um… I can’t get out of the water right now… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/8 "2003-07-04T15:21:58Z")
_sliding back into the pool_ okay, now you can but stand sideways please LOL ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/9 "2003-07-04T15:34:42Z")
🙂 I just LOVE pool parties! ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/10 "2003-07-04T15:42:38Z")
Thanks for tying my top…could you please, however, stop blocking my way out w/that thang? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/11 "2003-07-04T15:44:02Z")
Oh… [moves big ass giant floating cushion thingy] Hey! Anybody see my inflatable tank? ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/12 "2003-07-04T16:30:27Z")
The floatie thing isn’t what I meant… Now, where’s that cabana boy w/my drink? ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/13 "2003-07-04T22:54:30Z")
Ahhh, layin’ here on my floatie thingy w/a drink in my hand… ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/14 "2003-07-05T01:03:04Z")
[Strips off clothing to reveal isty- bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini] Hey! Is this only a two person pool party, or am I invited too? Can I have a frozen margarita as we wait for the other guests? ---
**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/15 "2003-07-05T01:07:16Z")
_Rubbing sleep from my eyes_ HEY, A POOL PARTY!!! My water gun’s gonna get you all! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/16 "2003-07-05T01:38:11Z")
Well I think me and NCB scared off some of the dopers earlier…we were kind of busy, um, helping each other um, well… COME ON IN!!! (not literally please…ew ew ew) I just made a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea…anyone want any? Where’s Jess? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/17 "2003-07-05T01:57:09Z")
I gotta drink in my hand Got my toes in the sand All I really need Is a beautiful girl Oh yeah Hey! There’s _loads_ of bee-yu-tee-ful girls at this Pool Party! Whee! ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/18 "2003-07-05T02:10:49Z")
_inching closer to NCB_ AHEM! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/19 "2003-07-05T02:15:38Z")
[arm around **Eilsel** , sipping on Bicardi 151 and Coke] Heh heh heh, I’m not looking, really. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/20 "2003-07-05T02:17:39Z")
**Blunty** , **Liltag**! Want a refill? Some more friends are coming over soon [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235.md?page=2)