# Pool Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235 "2003-07-04T14:07:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/21 "2003-07-05T02:20:59Z")
Now that’s more like it… _sipping on my freshly made LI Iced Tea_ (sitting on the edge of the pool w/NCB, playing footsies) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/22 "2003-07-05T02:25:05Z")
Why’s the water over here warm? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/23 "2003-07-05T02:31:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*Why’s the water over here warm? \*\* :eek: stoopid kidz :rolleyes: well, it’s a big pool. Lots of chlorine. Maybe it’s time for the hot tub! **Eilsel**?🆒 ---
**Author:** ![jessondair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@jessondair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessondair)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/24 "2003-07-05T02:33:59Z")
Ahem… has anyone seen the Sweet Baboo? And another thing, where the hell’s my 'rita? Pass it over! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/25 "2003-07-05T02:35:19Z")
_thinking to myself_ Time for some serious footsies… Coming NCB!!! ---
**Author:** ![jessondair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@jessondair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessondair)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/26 "2003-07-05T02:36:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eilsel \* > \*\*Coming NCB!!! \*\* Um. Could someone pass the chlorine? ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/27 "2003-07-05T02:36:48Z")
Sweet BAboo? who? go away little girl… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/28 "2003-07-05T02:39:14Z")
[gets up from hot tub] I’ll just spend a little time tending bar. 🙂 [looks over Doper Drink List] Hey! This looks good. Want one? [Cool night breeze feels a little chilly. Puts on Madras shirt and Tiddies (for my feet!)] Ooh… a shooting star! No… wait. That’s fireworks. ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/29 "2003-07-05T02:39:32Z")
EWWWWWWWWWw that’s so yuck…besides… I didn’t say “cumming” ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/30 "2003-07-05T02:40:46Z")
Just like a man to get up and leave just when things were starting to heat up around here… humpf ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/31 "2003-07-05T02:41:12Z")
Um, I’m pretty sure I invited the Babbooo… Got his cell number? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/32 "2003-07-05T02:42:43Z")
Cumming? I like him… good actor. Great in _X2_. ---
**Author:** ![jessondair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@jessondair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jessondair)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/33 "2003-07-05T02:44:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Um, I’m pretty sure I invited the Babbooo… > > Got his cell number? \*\* ROFLOLOL see Eilsel? I’m not the only one who thought he should be here. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/34 "2003-07-05T02:45:12Z")
Gotta take care of the guests, babe-a-liscious. Let me just make a few pichers so they can self serve. [loud voice] SELF SERVE BAR EVERYONE! [/lv] [sits back in hot tub with Madras shirt still on] Oops. That’s gonna fade… Now, let me get these Tiddies off so can get back to play’n [WHOOPS!] Alright, who goosed me? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/35 "2003-07-05T02:50:03Z")
Yeah, I know… no T in my pitcher, huh? And yes, I brought you another LIIT, darlin’ [takes off soaked shirt and throws it in yard. pulls yummy girl back towards me. settles down to some serious snuggle time] [voice from other end of pool] NCB! Get a room! [/vfoeop] [giggles and shreiks from people horse playin’] ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/36 "2003-07-05T02:53:14Z")
_sinks wayyyyyyy down under the water_ Just checkin’ So, wanna slide around the hot tub, ncb? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/37 "2003-07-05T02:59:19Z")
[nibbling on her earlobe] por que we can’t just sit here for a while? [lightly kisses down towards back of neck] [licks and bites neck while finger plays with bikini bottom string] no, get your own drink, Aes… ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/38 "2003-07-05T03:03:45Z")
enjoying this little nibble fest… Getting up out of hot tub… It’s time for me to hit the sack…ahem… I need help w/my strings…NCB, can you help me ? Eilsel…who is really logging off now but will be back… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/39 "2003-07-05T03:06:35Z")
_ahem_ Aes, watch over things for a while, K? [so, logging off is what you kids are calling it these days?] ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/40 "2003-07-05T03:08:24Z")
“kids”??? I ain’t no kid, honey, and I’ll prove it shortly (or longly lol)… Eilsel (who is 38) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235.md?page=3)