# Pool Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235 "2003-07-04T14:07:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/41 "2003-07-05T03:10:04Z")
You’re as young as you feel, babe. 😉 You feel pretty young to me! ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/42 "2003-07-05T03:13:18Z")
whoo hoo!!! feel away darlin’ Eilsel (who is really logging off now because she’s old and tired but not sure if I’ll get much sleep tonght LOL) ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/43 "2003-07-05T03:28:45Z")
My poor eyes. Where’s the brain bleach? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/44 "2003-07-05T03:31:33Z")
[yelling thru upstairs window] A Zombie Pool Party would be so cool! [/ytuw] ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/45 "2003-07-05T04:06:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > \*\*My poor eyes. Where’s the brain bleach? \*\* I used it up; someone’s getting off mo— I mean someone’s **off getting** more… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/46 "2003-07-05T04:08:39Z")
That’s a floor length window, you moron. Is it cold up there? I really need that bleach now. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/47 "2003-07-05T04:12:02Z")
> [@](#): > > **That’s a floor length window, you moron. Is it cold up there?** Well, _I_ couldn’t tell ya – **NCB** keeps getting in the way. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/48 "2003-07-05T04:14:29Z")
[Slips out of the top of her isty bisty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini] Well, I don’t want tan lines do I? Oh, and here’s that bleach you wanted people. Now where’s my drink gone? ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/49 "2003-07-05T04:16:14Z")
Ah, well, I was, um, _distracted_ by the _temperature_ and mistook it for brain bleach at first… [sub]It didn’t work too good.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/50 "2003-07-05T04:17:29Z")
Thank you, **Blunty**. I don’t think a gallon’s going to do me though. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/51 "2003-07-05T04:25:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Captain Blunty \* > \*\*[Slips out of the top of her isty bisty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini] > > Well, I don’t want tan lines do I? > > \*\* [sticks head out window] It’s night time, honey! [gets a good look] :eek: Da-yam! 😃 Carry on! [gets jerked back inside rather roughly ;j] ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/52 "2003-07-05T04:28:55Z")
Get a curtain, dammit! We’re killing the pH down here with all this brain bleach as it is! [sub]And, obviously my eyesight as well, since I just noticed the _situation_… :D[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/53 "2003-07-05T04:29:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*[sticks head out window] > > It’s night time, honey! \*\* How embarassing. At least I got the high beams on! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/54 "2003-07-05T04:31:40Z")
Who’s up for Marco Polo? I’m it… ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/55 "2003-07-05T04:35:24Z")
[Pushes Joe K into the pool] He he he. Marco Polo sucks Joe! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/56 "2003-07-05T04:37:23Z")
[muffled yell from upstairs] mmmphMARCO! ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/57 "2003-07-05T04:41:39Z")
[hollers upstairs] Cat got your tongue? ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/58 "2003-07-05T04:43:13Z")
[gets out of pool, shoves **Captain Blunty** in] Hee hee…ultra high-beams… ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/59 "2003-07-05T04:49:52Z")
[jumps in] Marco…Marco… [sub]_gasp_ _That’s_ not Marco… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/60 "2003-07-05T04:59:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joe K \* > \*\*[hollers upstairs] > > Cat got your tongue? \*\* 😃 That has to be one of the better double entendres I’ve read in forever. Ha! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235.md?page=4)