# Pool Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235 "2003-07-04T14:07:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/61 "2003-07-05T05:06:28Z")
[throws sopping wet bikini top in Joe k’s face] Hey, get me another drink! ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/62 "2003-07-05T05:13:47Z")
Heh – coming… [yells upstairs] Uh, yeah, I wonder where the cherries went?? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/63 "2003-07-05T05:22:18Z")
[a tipsy **viva** puts on tankini and then cannonballs on **NCB** : Viva la margariiiitaaaaaaa! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/64 "2003-07-05T12:33:57Z")
[comes downstairs and looks at people zonked out, sleeping on couch, lawn, picnic table…] [checks pH of pool, adds chemicals] [goes inside to make coffee and OJ, toast and cinnamon rolls] [opens patio sliding door] _ **Hey you guys!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/65 "2003-07-05T14:10:35Z")
_enters the pool area_ Hey everyone! I slept great! hee hee How is everyone else? I see someone took off her bikini! Good thing I would never do that LOL (I let NCB do it for me) 😉 So NCB, I need a little help upstairs, care to help me out a bit? ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/66 "2003-07-05T14:43:35Z")
Well, no one told _me_ there was a pool party! I’ve wandered over from the [Camping Trip](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=195088) for a quick dip. Out of my way…I’m going to do some laps. :takes a deep breath and begins swimming freestyle: ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/67 "2003-07-05T15:04:29Z")
ACK! I forgot about the camping trip… _quickly puts on some real clothes since NCB never came up to help me…_ ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/68 "2003-07-05T15:45:52Z")
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE _slides into the pool_ _swims under water_ _emerges from water_ did anybody lose a contact lense? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/69 "2003-07-05T17:54:55Z")
Had to go pick up some stuff for tonight’s cook out, didn’t want to wake ya. 🙂 The Trek Dopers :dubious: are coming, and they really know how to eat! Anybody seen **Baker**? She was gonna bring the cookies. I’ve also seemed to misplaced **Flamme** ’s and **Zeldar** ’s phone numbers. Someone wanna tell them? And howdo I get a hold of all our queer geeks? They’re loads of fun. Basically, it’s open to everyone. Just bring your own towell, you hoopy froods! **KOWABUNGA!** _ **SplishySplashSplash!** _ ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/70 "2003-07-05T19:36:51Z")
[wakes up from a rather sprawled-out slumber] Ah, sorry I drooled on the lawn…wait, that doesn’t matter, never mind… **ANYWAY!** 😃 [jumps in, snorkels around] ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/71 "2003-07-05T22:58:18Z")
NCB, If it’s you I’m waking up to, you can wake me any time baby! 😃 _JUmps into the pool_ COWABUNGA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/72 "2003-07-05T23:24:12Z")
_ **BELLY BUTTON SHOOTERS!!** _ In honor of my 250th post…not bad for being a doper for one week … we’re doing BB Shooters! Who wants to do me first? (it had better be NCB)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/73 "2003-07-06T00:27:34Z")
- A strapping Norwegian lad climbs over the picket fence and dive bombs into the pool with his clothes on \* Ahhh… that’s nice. Could someone please help me put suntan lotion on my back? My arms are too short. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/74 "2003-07-06T01:41:38Z")
[Hands Husker Dude a bottle of suntan lotion] Here you are… I’ll be happy to apply this for you, if you take off your clothes of course! ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/75 "2003-07-06T01:45:43Z")
_sniff_ he said he loved me… and now he’s not around. _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/76 "2003-07-06T03:59:08Z")
Just getting the jello shots ready, darlin’. (it’s a big house) [picks up **Eilsel** and puts her on the table, grabs the Tequila, looks around for a lime…] ah, thanks **Joe**! [now the fun begins…] ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/77 "2003-07-06T14:23:04Z")
_giggling_ That tickles… ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/78 "2003-07-06T17:02:52Z")
_ **Splash!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/79 "2003-07-06T17:05:30Z")
_suddenly pops out of near by trees, screaming “ **BEES! RUN FOR YOUR DOPER LIVES!** ” and jumpes into pool while a huge cloud of nasty stingers emerge from the trees_ ---
**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/80 "2003-07-06T17:23:21Z")
Well, what for the love of pete were you doing to attract all those bees? _yelling from the upstairs window_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235.md?page=5)