# Pool Party!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 4, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235 "2003-07-04T14:07:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/81 "2003-07-06T17:32:50Z")

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_bubbles_ well i heard that honey was very good for burnt skin  
_looks up at the cloud still hovering above the water_

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/82 "2003-07-06T17:42:25Z")

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_mumbling to self_

figures, he IS a man…

😃

Now what am I gonna do now that I’m stuck inside?

sigh

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/83 "2003-07-06T19:31:31Z")

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Way to go, **5\_1\_\_3**!

_what is he, a bear or something?_

[breaks the fourth wall]

Maybe they’ll go away if I play my old Freddy Fender album with the amp all the way at 11. Couldn’t hurt…

[/btfw]

[gets out old albums, fires up old Macintosh tube amp…]

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/84 "2003-07-06T21:21:46Z")

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Damn you **NoClueBoy** , I can’t bring the cookies if I’m stuck here in the car and all those bees are out there!

OMG, he’s leading them away with that awful music, like the Pied Piper. Maybe now I can unplug this cord out here to get a fan going.

Hey, why did the music stop? And why is **NoClueBoy** screaming?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/85 "2003-07-06T21:30:09Z")

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They’re not _honey_ bees!

They’re African Killer Bees from Mexico!

And they _love_ Freddy Fender. So, I let them borrow the '71 Cougar convertible with the Pioneer 8-track and some of my old tapes. They want to go cruise down Broadway.

It wasn’t screaming, they just talk loud. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pool-party/186235/86 "2003-07-06T21:34:00Z")

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I’m bored…

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