# Poop. Pee. **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [December 16, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494 "2013-12-16T20:28:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grey\_area](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grey\_area](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey_area)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/1 "2013-12-16T20:28:57Z")
Drop the kids off at the pool. Exorcise the bowel demons. * * * Drain the lizard. Free willy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/2 "2013-12-16T21:02:26Z")
Negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage. Burn a mule. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/3 "2013-12-16T21:31:08Z")
Water the porcelain. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/4 "2013-12-16T22:01:09Z")
Pinch a loaf. * * * See a man about a horse. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/5 "2013-12-16T22:11:47Z")
…Dog. KITT. Tea. Cat. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/6 "2013-12-16T22:41:48Z")
Cast a bronze. Drop a deuce. Let the prairie dog out. * * * ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/7 "2013-12-16T23:14:40Z")
* * * Water the flowers. Shake hands with the unemployed. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/8 "2013-12-16T23:16:08Z")
Haircut … Shave ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/9 "2013-12-16T23:17:11Z")
Download the brownload. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/10 "2013-12-16T23:33:40Z")
Delivery for Werribee (local sewerage treatment works). Point Percy at the Porcelain. Shaking hands with the wife’s best friend. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/11 "2013-12-17T02:39:33Z")
take a Reader’s Digest cop a squat ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/12 "2013-12-17T03:45:55Z")
Take the Browns to the Super Bowl. (Its a come from behind victory) ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/13 "2013-12-17T04:30:32Z")
Make an offering to the porcelain God! ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/14 "2013-12-17T15:54:31Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > Take the Browns to the Super Bowl. When I heard this in “Zombieland” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Seriously, I was getting worried. * * * Drop some friends off at the pool. Ponder the mysteries of the world. Get some paperwork done. * * * Drain the main vein. ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/15 "2013-12-17T15:56:51Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Make an offering to the porcelain God! Turd’s for the Turd God! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/16 "2013-12-17T16:33:05Z")
Seeing a man about a dog. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2013, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/17 "2013-12-17T22:29:44Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > When I heard this in “Zombieland” I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe. Seriously, I was getting worried. > > * * * > > Drop some friends off at the pool. > > Ponder the mysteries of the world. > > Get some paperwork done. > > * * * > > Drain the main vein. Didn’t see that movie yet. ---
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/18 "2013-12-18T04:49:14Z")
Grow a tail. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2013, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/19 "2013-12-18T06:05:17Z")
Honk out a dirt snake. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/20 "2013-12-19T22:44:31Z")
Pinch off a loaf Drain the radiator old joke: Q: why are turds tapered? A: So your butt won’t slam shut. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494.md?page=2)