# Poop. Pee.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [December 16, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494 "2013-12-16T20:28:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/21 "2013-12-19T23:04:02Z")

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Damaging the Dalton (specifically; having diarrhea - a lot of toilets in Australia used to be made by Dalton China).

Squitters

Green apple splatters

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/22 "2013-12-21T05:38:10Z")

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Write your name in the snow

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/23 "2013-12-21T05:39:40Z")

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Got guests knocking on the back door. It’s the Browns; they want to go swimming.

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**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2013, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/24 "2013-12-21T05:46:37Z")

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Back one out

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**Author:** ![euellgong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7feea3/32.png) [@euellgong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/euellgong)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-pee/676494/25 "2013-12-23T23:33:35Z")

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Water the porcelain!!!

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