# poop test **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [January 2, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674 "2014-01-02T02:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/1 "2014-01-02T02:30:28Z")
đź’© ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/2 "2014-01-02T02:45:35Z")
I’ll see your :poop test and raise you a :poop deck ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/3 "2014-01-02T02:51:52Z")
:dubious:poop fail. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/4 "2014-01-02T03:34:26Z")
reported for threadshitting ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/5 "2014-01-02T04:06:20Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > đź’© Wipe that smile off your face. ---
**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/6 "2014-01-02T04:08:59Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Wipe that smile off your face. Party :pooper. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/7 "2014-01-02T04:32:31Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Wipe that smile off your face. Don’t you mean sh!t eating grin? ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/8 "2014-01-02T05:15:14Z")
well, crap… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/9 "2014-01-02T16:58:16Z")
No need to get all shitty about it. ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/10 "2014-01-02T20:44:51Z")
Not to jr mod, but it seems this thread has about runs its course. Yall should probably take it to BM if you wish to continue in this manner. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/11 "2014-01-02T23:01:06Z")
What a wonderful thread… for me to :pOOP ON!: ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/12 "2014-01-02T23:02:28Z")
A poop test… is that like a poop quiz? A poop quiz is like a pop quiz, but crappier. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/13 "2014-01-02T23:06:27Z")
> [@Enola\_Straight](#): > > 💩 To be completely serious for a moment, if you don’t want the colon and lowercase p to be converted to a smilie, use the “noparse” tag: [noparse]💩[/noparse] ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/14 "2014-01-02T23:15:55Z")
The smiley face thinks poop is funny. ---
**Author:** ![Canadjun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/76d3ee/32.png) [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/15 "2014-01-03T00:16:52Z")
You can [noparse]💩[/noparse] in Facebook. You just can’t relieve yourself here. ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/16 "2014-01-03T02:28:45Z")
I suppose the dog lovers here know that dogs align their body axis according to Earth’s magnetic field when they squat to poop? > **[Dogs align their bodies along a North-South axis when they poop](https://gizmodo.com/dogs-align-their-bodies-along-a-north-south-axis-when-t-1493457072)** > > Ever wonder why dogs need to get themselves into just the right position to do their business? As it turns out, dogs align their body axis according to Earth's magnetic field when they squat to poop—a behavior that changes when the magnetic field is... ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/17 "2014-01-03T14:10:40Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > To be completely serious for a moment, if you don’t want the colon and lowercase p to be converted to a smilie, use the “noparse” tag: > [noparse]💩[/noparse] [http://poopsoup.com/](http://poopsoup.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/18 "2014-01-03T17:47:02Z")
[Poop test!](http://www.ummchealth.com/health_care_services/lungs_and_breathing_%28pulmonary%29/adult/cystic_fibrosis/cystic_fibrosis_testing_and_care/fecal_fat_test_faq/fecal_fat_test_faq.aspx) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/19 "2014-01-03T17:48:08Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > if you don’t want the colon …then it’s no poop for _you_. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674/20 "2014-01-03T18:38:29Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > …then it’s no poop for _you_. Poop Nazi. :mad: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop-test/677674.md?page=2)