# Poop **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 21, 1999, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868 "1999-10-21T13:45:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/1 "1999-10-21T13:45:00Z")
One of the funniest conversations I ever had was about the different types of poop. For example: The explosive poop. Nice and firm, but it just :::shoots::: out of your butt. BOOM! The rabbit poop. You look in the toilet and see a little pile of pebble-poop in there. How cute! So, teeming millions, shall we share in the mundanity of poop, pooping and all things poopalicious? I invite you. * * * Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, dogs are from Pluto. - Anonymous ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/2 "1999-10-21T13:47:00Z")
I find that the diaretic kind of poops generally have the best sound effects, plus are much easier on the softer bums and for those hemmoroid sufferers… not that i am one * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/3 "1999-10-21T13:55:00Z")
For the full animated story of poop, go here: [http://www.doodie.com](http://www.doodie.com) * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/4 "1999-10-21T13:56:00Z")
Well,I oh shit! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/5 "1999-10-21T13:56:00Z")
lol you are quite the researcher Uncle, thanks for the tip * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/6 "1999-10-21T14:33:00Z")
Oh Yeah !! Finally we’re talking shit over here. I am proud to say that, after a good meal, I’ll most of the times be able to spell my first name initial “J” in a long, dark, steaming curl 😉 Also, it’s great when you’re visiting France and get the shits for some reason. If this is the case, DO visit one of the local-style-toilets, ya know, the ones where you have to stand on a couple of food rests, and then, bending forwards slightly, poop in a central hole underneath. Now kids, can you say “spray paint” ?? 😉 ## BTW Good Morning America, and enjoy your breakfast. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/7 "1999-10-21T14:53:00Z")
The only thing I have a name for is the “Coney Island,” so-named because it’s a foot long! * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/8 "1999-10-21T15:02:00Z")
When I drink purple Kool Aid, my shit comes out bright green. I hate rabbit poop. All that work, and that’s all I get? And, not to hijack this thread to Cuba, or anything (Newark, perhaps) but don’t you **hate** it when you wipe, and wipe, and you just can’t get your butt clean? I’m one of those people that can **not** stop wiping until there is no skidmark on the TP. Well, enjoy your breakfast, y’all! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/9 "1999-10-21T15:03:00Z")
There are lots of places online to find the “Poopie List” which lists all the kinds of poop… [doodie.com](http://doodie.com) is pretty hilarious too… are they still doing new stuff? I’d seen all the old ones… * * * **\>^,^\<** “Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…” OpalCat’s site: [http://opalcat.com](http://opalcat.com) The Teeming Millions Homepage: [fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/10 "1999-10-21T15:08:00Z")
And what a **great** post to crack #400 with! While I’m here, I’m gonna repeat a local slang term my buddies and I use. There’s a Mexican buffet down here called Panchos. It’s really not _that_ bad, but there are times when it can be pretty foul (Esp. if you eat the sour cream chicken enchiladas). Well, we say a “Panchos Experience” is when you’re sitting on the toilet holding a bucket, because you’re not sure if you’re going to shit, or puke. Possibly both. Welp, enjoy them there eggs, y’all! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/11 "1999-10-21T15:10:00Z")
Now thats sounds appetizing… think ill skip that restaurant…(sticks the cork back in) * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/12 "1999-10-21T15:12:00Z")
oops… congrats on the 400 hon!!.. Such fond memories you will have of pooping on #400 * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/13 "1999-10-21T15:22:00Z")
OpalCat, Tom Winkler still puts out a new animated doodie gif every week day. I even ordered the t-shirt a couple weeks ago. —Your potty pal ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/14 "1999-10-21T16:12:00Z")
Hideeee Hooo!! Well if you read the ‘most messed up you’ve ever been’ thread, you know i had a real poopy experience one night under the influence. I had one of those ‘Coney Islander’s’ a few months back. It was amazing. I wanted to take a picture. Must have been a foot and a half. It wouldn’t flush, I tried 3 times, I finally had to break it in half with the toilet brush. I was in awe of the pwoer of my intestines. I never knew. I bet you wish you didn’t either. * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/15 "1999-10-21T16:20:00Z")
How about the infamous Softball Poop? You know, where you’re not sure if you’re constipated or giving birth? I once missed an entire afternoon of school because of this. * * * Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/16 "1999-10-21T16:41:00Z")
I proudly introduce: The Paint Bomb in Disguise. This is where the first turd starts coming out completely normal, but all of a sudden it SHOOTS OUT at ridiculous speed, followed by a terribly noisy case of the Spray Paint as described in my previous post in this thread. ## Most of y’all must REALLY be enjoying them donuts that go along with your mid-morning coffee by now 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Stella\_Fantasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@Stella\_Fantasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stella_Fantasia)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/17 "1999-10-21T16:55:00Z")
Oftentimes on the morning after a reasonably major bender, I just can’t get my shit together. I’ll be in & out of the bathroom til lunch, & each time I poop I think I’m finished, but I just keep having to go back. One time my SO pooped a two-tone log. It looked like a medicine capsule. (We don’t habitually check out each other’s poop, but some things are so cool you have to make exceptions…) What about when you eat a bunch of popcorn, (poopcorn?) & the next day, you poop birdseed? ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/18 "1999-10-21T16:57:00Z")
The artist in me had to respond to this one. Don’t ya just love it when you eat corn or some other undigestable vegetable and your poop comes out in vibrant colors and textures?? The asymmetrical randomness makes it truely a work of art! * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/19 "1999-10-22T05:00:00Z")
One word: spinach. I think I’m gonna start an Artistic Barfing Thread now… 😉 ## Thanks guys, I’m laughing out loud here and BOY am I relieved that my colleagues have gone home already otherwise I would have to explain all this… well, shit ! Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868/20 "1999-10-22T05:24:00Z")
I find my sons babywipes work wonders,so don’t keep trying to wipe,Once is all it takes. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poop/9868.md?page=2)