# Poor Tiger.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poor-tiger/520105>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 5, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poor-tiger/520105 "2009-12-05T17:47:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![lurking\_guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2acd7d/32.png) [@lurking\_guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurking_guest)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poor-tiger/520105/1 "2009-12-05T17:47:46Z")

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For goodness sake.

A wife.

A couple of children.

Fans.

Golf courses.

“…marriage is not what it is built to be…”

Poor, poor, poor Tiger.

Grab (females)  
Grab (drugs)  
Grab (money)  
Grab (fame)  
Grab (golf scores…)

“I CAN HAVE IT ALL…Forever…”

Wrong.

He he he

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poor-tiger/520105/2 "2009-12-05T17:53:53Z")

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There’s a [nice long thread in the Game Room](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=541634) where Mr. Woods’s misadventures are being discussed. I don’t think we need another one here.