# Poorly placed DVD chapters...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 30, 2006, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112 "2006-12-30T13:59:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/21 "2011-05-15T23:35:36Z")

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Hey bmasters1, welcome to the board.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/22 "2011-05-16T01:13:27Z")

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How about when there’s two options on a menu. One is yellow, the other orange - which color is the highlighted option color? You just have to choose randomly, then half the time try to back out of the dumb “how to draw this character” or whatever and go back and choose the one you really wanted. Then try to remember which color is the highlight for next time.

Also, I adore Firefly, but the DVD menu sucks. You have to navigate something like three layers of menus, each with animation and music, before you get to watch the episode.

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**Author:** ![bmasters1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@bmasters1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmasters1)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/23 "2011-05-16T09:13:02Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> Hey bmasters1, welcome to the board.

Thanks! I hope to have a very enjoyable stay here.

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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/24 "2011-05-16T21:56:24Z")

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Whoa! That’s a pretty powerful “resurrect thread” spell you have there TBG. I wondered why the hell I was being email to say a thread I’d subbed to had been replied to - that’s because it’s five years old.

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/25 "2011-05-16T22:43:01Z")

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> [@Illuminatiprimus](#):
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> Whoa! That’s a pretty powerful “resurrect thread” spell you have there TBG. I wondered why the hell I was being email to say a thread I’d subbed to had been replied to - that’s because it’s five years old.

I didn’t resurrect it, I just said hi to the new guy who did.

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**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/26 "2011-05-16T22:43:38Z")

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I was talking to the new guy who did 😛

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**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/27 "2011-05-17T18:01:12Z")

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What’s really annoying are any ads or previews at the beginning of the DVD that you cannot just bypass by pressing the SKIP/TAB button. You have to fast scan to get through them. And sometimes it’ll only let you fast scan until you reach the next ad or preview, then you have to press scan again. Aarrghh.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/28 "2011-05-17T21:47:11Z")

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> [@nivlac](#):
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> What’s really annoying are any ads or previews at the beginning of the DVD that you cannot just bypass by pressing the SKIP/TAB button. You have to fast scan to get through them. And sometimes it’ll only let you fast scan until you reach the next ad or preview, then you have to press scan again. Aarrghh.

HBO series are the worst. It’s seriously at least a 5 minute-10 minute music video promoting ALL HBO series that you. cannot. skip.  
At least it’s only the first disc of any set and not every one.

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**Author:** ![bmasters1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@bmasters1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmasters1)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/29 "2011-05-18T08:22:22Z")

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> [@Push\_You\_Down](#):
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> HBO series are the worst. It’s seriously at least a 5 minute-10 minute music video promoting ALL HBO series that you. cannot. skip.  
> At least it’s only the first disc of any set and not every one.

Does HBO think that the money you paid for purchasing one of their releases (like “Raymond” for instance) is never enough? Is that their rationale for hitting you with all those ads?

Or could it be that they mistakenly believe that since you liked one of their releases (again, for instance, “Raymond”), you’ll like everything else they put out?

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/30 "2011-05-20T02:27:41Z")

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HBO put out the DVD of Raymond? I did not know that.

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**Author:** ![bmasters1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@bmasters1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmasters1)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2011, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/31 "2011-05-20T08:30:29Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> HBO put out the DVD of Raymond? I did not know that.

That’s right! “Raymond” is short for “Everybody Loves Raymond.”

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/32 "2011-05-21T00:54:54Z")

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> [@bmasters1](#):
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> That’s right! “Raymond” is short for “Everybody Loves Raymond.”

I figured that part out, I just didn’t realize HBO had anything to do with the show.

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/33 "2011-05-21T01:08:13Z")

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> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#):
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> Also, I adore Firefly, but the DVD menu sucks. You have to navigate something like three layers of menus, each with animation and music, before you get to watch the episode.

Hate hate hate DVD menus that are designed by the same people who think Web site menus are a good place to show off their Flash skills. If you’re movie is so cool that you need to share music and dialogue during menus, have at it … but don’t make me wait through it all before you bring up the choices and let me select something.

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**Author:** ![bmasters1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5e925/32.png) [@bmasters1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmasters1)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/34 "2011-05-21T01:12:17Z")

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> [@TBG](#):
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> I figured that part out, I just didn’t realize HBO had anything to do with the show.

Again, you’re right-- I’ve seen the closing credits a few times, and there is a logo for “HBO Independent Productions.” That’s one more way that HBO had something to do with it (outside of releasing it on DVD).

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/35 "2011-05-21T07:43:29Z")

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> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#):
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> Call me a Philistine, but I was just coming in here to complain that David Lynch’s \<i\>Mulholland Drive\</i\> has no chapter stops whatsoever.

Amen!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poorly-placed-dvd-chapters/386112/36 "2011-05-21T15:43:03Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Amen!

Lynch’s note in the DVD for _The Straight Story_ indicates that he believes movies should be watched all of a piece and not in chapters. I guess that’s the explanation.

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