Relax,
Don’t do it,
When you wanna come.
by Frankie Goes to Hollywood (I believe this is pre-1985).
The 80’s had their share of innocuous little songs about masturbation (She-Bop, Turning Japanese, Blister in the Sun*), but this little ditty was about ejaculation. How this made it to the radio in the Reagan era I’ll never know. Maybe we were just too innocent.
*There’s debate about whether BitS and TJ are actually about masturbation. Either way, the intent seems to be there.
Did I miss it or has no one mentioned “Whole Lotta Shaking Going On”? Or Jerry Lee Lewis in general? He was at least as bad as Little Richard.
Great balls of fire!
Only just, and it was banned by the BBC.
Hasn’t anyone mentioned Teenage Kicks?
Plus, he wasn’t afraid to cover some of the bawdier R&B songs. Like “Big Legged Woman,” featuring such lyrics as:
You got somethin up under there, baby
That’ll make a bulldog howl like a hound
and
I bet my bottom dollar
There ain’t a cherry in this house
Of course, “Big Legged Woman” didn’t get airplay, but it was a helluva song to record at the time.
Hank Williams’ seminal “*Move it on * Over” is widely thought to be about ole Hank tryin’ to get his leg over during Miss Audrey’s “delicate time” and the alternative remedies Miss Audrey may have been prevailed upon to provide.
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That seems like an awfully big stretch to me. Hank wasn’t one for hidden symbolism in his lyrics. In fact, I can’t think of any of his songs that feature any such clever metaphors. They’re all pretty straightforward.
I can see how you could interpret the song the way you’re talking about, but I don’t think Hank intended it that way. It’s just a straight-up song about coming home late and having to spend the night in the doghouse because Hank’s wife wouldn’t let him in. (Being “in the doghouse” in this manner was a common enough concept in that era.)
To quote Derek Smalls (Harry Shearer), "Some people don’t know this, but ‘bitch’ actually means ‘a female dog.’ "
Seems odd that radios are actually more skittish today about “dirty words” than they were in the late 70s/early 80s, but they are. Charlie Daniels’ “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” contains the lyric "“Cuz I told you once, you sonofabitch, I’m the best that’s ever been!” This played intact on the DC-area radio stations when the song originally came out. Today it’s the AM version on the FM stations: “I told you once, you son of a gun…” From roughly the same time period, Steve Forbert’s "Romeo’s Song " (“Been shoveling shit for so long…”, 1980) and John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Play Guitar” (“Forget all about that macho shit and learn how to play guitar,” 1983); these last two don’t get much airplay today.
Really, context is everything.
Hey, later on in the song he sings, “I’m like a one-eyed cat, peepin’ in a seafood store…” Only the cool kids knew that the “one-eyed cat” was his dick and the “seafood store” was, well, you know…
Double-entendre, there’s no actual dirty words in them. Dirty songs, definitely, although they have claimed (tongue in cheek) that Tubesteak Boogie refers to surfing and Pearl Necklace is just about accessorizing.
Uh huh.
However “Legs” has the line “…shit, I got to have them, the girl is all right…”
“Hot For Teacher” off Van Halen’s album “1984” opens with the spoken words:
“Hey man, what do you think the teacher’s gonna look like this year?” and immediately, in the background, you can hear someone saying “Butt fuck!”
Both of those got lots of airplay, unedited as I recall.
Dire Straits’ “Money For Nuthin” was pretty controversial because of the repeated use of the word “faggot” which I think did get played on the air.
Prince’s “Darling Nikki” opens with “I met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine”.
Krokodil, if you’re still around, can you advise where that line should be in the song? I used to love that song, but don’t remember anything close to that. Was it an extra verse on the album version? Thanks.
They can claim that all they want, but “Pearl Necklace” includes the lyrics:
That’s not jewelry I’m talking about
It really don’t cost that much.
It’s not just specific obscentities that could get a song censored. If they said “I’m going to ejaculate on your breats,” it wouldn’t technically contain any dirty words, but would still be fairly surprising to hear on the radio.
Have you ever heard that song played uncensored on regular over-the-air radio though?
I’ve heard it quite a few times, and again when the Foo Fighters did a great cover of it a few years back.
From Little T & A by the Rolling Stones :
“Her tits, her ass got soul, baby”
And one I’ve brought up before: Stay Awhile by The Bells. Very daring content for top 40 radio in the early 70s.
And I always chuckled at the Peter Frampton title, I’m In You . Yeah, I know its probably metaphorical, but still a great double entendre.
So all since 1985 (per the OP)?
Hey, you said ever. 
I can’t personally testify that I heard “Darling Nikki” on the radio prior to 1985 since I was about 8 then. It was not a single, but gained a lot of notoriety when Tipper Gore flipped out about how dirty it was. I do remember hearing later in the '80s on Houston radio when I was a little older and listening to popular music. They may have played it later at night, but I’m pretty sure I heard it then.
Bairn, for a song I remember so vividly even though I haven’t heard it in over 25 years, I was pretty sure about that lyric (I even got the title of the song wrong; it’s Romeo’s Tune"). I can’t back the claim up from anything online, and while I was somewhat aware of two albums of his back in the day, that’s the only single I can even remember the name of.
Evidently, I was mistaken and I withdraw the claim.
Don’t forget about the word “green” edited out.
Not sure. It was an early-series episode, but we don’t watch Bob as much as we used to as both boys are utterly Star Wars obsessed now. When it’s not SW, Scooby Doo and Winnie the Pooh are getting the major airtime these days, and dear old Bob, not to mention Rosie & Jim, is gathering dust in the corner.
To quote Ron Burgundy: “This song is about afternoon lovemaking!” 