# Pope John Paul II has died.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273 "2005-04-01T18:34:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/61 "2005-04-01T21:24:35Z")

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I thought J2P2 was the guy who hung out with C3PO. 😕

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**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/62 "2005-04-01T21:28:31Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> I thought J2P2 was the guy who hung out with C3PO. 😕

Yeah, dude. Christ: 3 Persons in One.

😃

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/63 "2005-04-02T03:00:24Z")

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More papal death protocol: the cardinal who taps the pope with the hammer calls out to him by his birth name. I’m probably going to mangle the spelling horribly, but IIRC it’s Karol Wojtyla.

After they call his name and tap him three times, he’s offically dead.

I’ve always presumed that this ritual dates back to the days when everyone was afraid of being buried alive.

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/64 "2005-04-02T03:03:52Z")

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Did anyone pick PopeJP, Terri Shiavo, and Frank Purdue in the sdmb death pool?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/65 "2005-04-02T03:05:08Z")

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> [@Good Egg](#):
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> Did anyone pick PopeJP, Terri Shiavo, and Frank Purdue in the sdmb death pool?

I think nearly everybody picked JPII in the Death Pool.

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**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/66 "2005-04-02T03:06:35Z")

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[http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1336705.htm](http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1336705.htm)

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/67 "2005-04-02T03:08:26Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> More papal death protocol: the cardinal who taps the pope with the hammer calls out to him by his birth name. I’m probably going to mangle the spelling horribly, but IIRC it’s Karol Wojtyla.
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> After they call his name and tap him three times, he’s offically dead.
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> I’ve always presumed that this ritual dates back to the days when everyone was afraid of being buried alive.

You know, there’s really only [one response](http://www.khaaan.com/) to being buried alive.

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/68 "2005-04-02T03:11:58Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> I’m surprised JP II: Ecclesiastic Boogaloo isn’t more common.

At a time that is personally so sad for me, I could use some decent humor to help me out.

Thanks **Tuckerfan**

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/69 "2005-04-02T07:00:39Z")

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I haven’t read any of this, but tonight we were discussing Jesse jackson getting involved in Schiavo case, and someone mentioned he was throwing his hat in the ring on this cause. “Keep Pope alive!” would be his rallying cry.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-john-paul-ii-has-died/297273/70 "2005-04-02T14:10:21Z")

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Okay, folks . . . let’s not start threads announcing the death of the Pontiff until he has in fact died.

**Cajun Man**  
for the SDMB

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