# Pope should launch his own brand of condoms **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 29, 2010, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-should-launch-his-own-brand-of-condoms/537735 "2010-04-29T12:37:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-should-launch-his-own-brand-of-condoms/537735/21 "2010-05-03T15:50:25Z")
I’m disappointed that this idea didn’t take off. Do you realize how close we were to being able to say “Does a bear shit in the woods? Does a penis wear a funny hat?” ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-should-launch-his-own-brand-of-condoms/537735/22 "2010-05-03T19:35:08Z")
As long as there’s a decent failure rate on them there’s no problem. I envision an assembly line of bishops sticking them with pins prior to distribution. Two pints of lager and a packet of Pontiffs please. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-should-launch-his-own-brand-of-condoms/537735/23 "2010-05-04T02:10:21Z")
> [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](#): > > As long as there’s a decent failure rate on them there’s no problem. .. Yep, so they would be properly hol(e)y condoms.. ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-should-launch-his-own-brand-of-condoms/537735/24 "2010-05-04T09:35:06Z")
Don’t they put a pinhole in every tenth one? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pope-should-launch-his-own-brand-of-condoms/537735.md?page=1)