# Popping my posting cherry!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 28, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057 "2002-04-28T04:11:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Copperwheatus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ab097/32.png) [@Copperwheatus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Copperwheatus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057/1 "2002-04-28T04:11:36Z")
heh… I’ve been a lurker for god knows how long… long enough to be so addicted that during that whole board debacle a month or two ago I felt lost and without a home… anyways, i spent the last hour attempting to find somewhere i could make my first post, i wanted something to make a nice entrance with. I almost posted in the thread about men, erections, and nudist camps… then i realized how ackward trying to come up with something witty in a post about boners in a nudist colony, without sounding childish and stupid really can be… “the heck with jared” seemed like a good place to begin my career as a true doper, and we all know how fun yelling “SCREW JARED” can be… but then i realized that i have absolutely no idea who this Jared character is, and in good faith, I can’t say “SCREW JARED!!!” without actually knowing Jared… I didn’t even want to look at “My Mighty Wang and Balls Of Power!” …the thought of what a thread with that title contained just plain frightened me. It was about this time that the board began to slow down to a slow crawl. After noticing the lack of any worthwhile threads to make a spectacular entrance in, i got the idea to start my own. The result of which you have just read through. I leave u with a row of happy orthodox jewish men 🆒 ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ;j ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057/2 "2002-04-28T04:31:05Z")
Hi ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057/3 "2002-04-28T04:31:44Z")
Are you sure you’ve never done this before?😉 ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057/4 "2002-04-28T04:40:57Z")
I’ve said Hi before. Oh wait, you weren’t talking to me. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057/5 "2002-04-28T05:39:46Z")
Well? Was it good for you? We want details! ---
**Author:** ![hobgnoblin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hobgnoblin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hobgnoblin)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057/6 "2002-04-28T17:41:50Z")
Seems that the first attempt was rather anticlimactic. Just as **Sue Duhnym** was “slip[ping] into something more comfortable”, **bibliophage** came along and caused a [threadus interruptus](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=112058). Tough break, **Copperwheatus**. ---
**Author:** ![Copperwheatus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ab097/32.png) [@Copperwheatus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Copperwheatus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057/7 "2002-04-28T18:26:38Z")
Only I would manage to mess up my grand and glorious entrance with something as dumb as a duplicate thread… stupid, stupid stupid… ::hits head on desk:: on an added note, I need a nice original sig… hmmmm… Continuing what was started on the duplicate thread, there is a nice long story behind my name… which I don’t particularly feel like typing all the way out now. It involves binomial nomenclature, and 10th grade biology class… If u can figure it out, u win a cookie!!! ---
**Author:** ![cbtcad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@cbtcad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbtcad)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-my-posting-cherry/106057/8 "2002-04-28T18:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Copperwheatus \* > \*\* > Continuing what was started on the duplicate thread, there is a nice long story behind my name… which I don’t particularly feel like typing all the way out now. It involves binomial nomenclature, and 10th grade biology class… If u can figure it out, u win a cookie!!! \*\* I don’t wanna cookie…_mutters_ damn websites tracking me and sending it off to the goverment…_wanders off to don his tinfoil hat_