# Popping Penis'?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 20, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669 "2001-03-20T04:02:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sugar)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/1 "2001-03-20T04:02:14Z")

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So one night me and my “friend” we having sex, and we switched so I was on top. Then at one point I heard this _POP_ and I asked, “Ummm, what was that?” He laughed, “My dick!” I said “OH!” I just laughed cuz he did… but I wonder if I did something wrong. He said he never knew that they actually did that… neither did i for that matter. But may I ask if any one knows why this occurs? And if there’s any certain time during sex that it happens? Thanks a bunch.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/2 "2001-03-20T04:24:29Z")

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Did you ever make a popping sound by sticking your thumb in your mouth and popping it out rapidly? A sound like a cork popping out of a champagne bottle? Well, maybe that’s a close enough analogy.

I suppose I can understand the inventive gentleman experimenting with sex by discovering different sonic effects to add a touch of variety to the basic rhythm. But personally I would prefer to keep the tool in the socket until completion. (And then some.)

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**Author:** ![Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sugar)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/3 "2001-03-21T01:54:19Z")

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No No see Mojo, he was still in me, it popped like _pop_ my knuckle cracked.

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**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/4 "2001-03-21T03:27:47Z")

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Well… hmmm… It would all depend on his actions and how he expressed himself.

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[li]He casually says, "No, it’s just my penis, **sugar**. This would be highly unlikely in any event. A penis does not _pop_.[/li][li]He looks at you with eyes the size of overheating glowing lightbulbs trying to scream but only registering a faint “mmmmmmmyy… penis.” His penis has, at this point, been bent in a direction that it did not like.[/li]suction.

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**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/5 "2001-03-21T04:46:07Z")

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Finally watching Loveline pays off. Apparently there is a ligament “down there” like there are in your fingers. If you press down on it after its been erect for a while it will make the same sound that popping your knuckles make.

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**Author:** ![Chas.E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@Chas.E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chas.E)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/6 "2001-03-21T10:08:15Z")

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I will confirm from personal experience, yes your penis can pop. It feels sorta like cracking your knuckles, except at the base of your penis.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/7 "2001-03-21T10:22:57Z")

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I wanna join the “popping penis” club! Me, too!

It doesn’t happen that often to me, but it is a weird feeling… made **Astrofiancee** jump up and go “What the hell was THAT?” the first time she heard it! 😃

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/8 "2001-03-21T15:04:05Z")

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Well, I hope you told her it was something only the studliest of American alpha males have. 😃

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**Author:** ![Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sugar)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/9 "2001-03-23T06:12:32Z")

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So Astroboy, is there like a specific time that it happens or is it just a whenever it feels like popping type thing? And ummm, oh shucks I fergot my other question. Anyway, for some strange reason this fascinates me.

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**Author:** ![KV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8baadc/32.png) [@KV](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KV)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/10 "2001-03-23T12:50:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sugar \*  
> \*\*So Astroboy, is there like a specific time that it happens or is it just a whenever it feels like popping type thing? And ummm, oh shucks I fergot my other question. Anyway, for some strange reason this fascinates me. \*\*

Well, it happens to me if my penis is pushed down (during an erection) to an angle parallel to the floor, as opposed to a 45 degree angle. It makes a little pop, and isn’t exactly pleasurable.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-penis/58669/11 "2001-03-23T13:50:47Z")

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> So Astroboy, is there like a specific time that it happens or is it just a whenever it feels like popping type thing? And ummm, oh shucks I fergot my other question. Anyway, for some strange reason this fascinates me.

Doesn’t happen all that often… but I second **KV** … happens when the erect penis is pushed down! _pop_ It’s a weird feeling, not pleasurable, not UNpleasurable (for me, anyways)… just weird! I completely understand your fascination with this, **Sugar** , I am also fascinated by the female version of the human genitalia! **Astrofiancee** , however, does not share our interest, and objects when I get a flashlight and say “Hold sill, dammit!!” Such is life… ☹

Usually happens when **Astrofiancee** is on top: a position that she enjoys (as if I DON’T :rolleyes: ). She says, “I have conquered you!” (remember, she’s Korean… doesn’t understand Western culture very well). I say, “Conquer away, babe!!”

Anyways, the popping happens when she, uh, kinda… uh… grinds her hips down towards our feet (if that makes sense). And not always… just sometimes…

I hope that’s vague enough for ya!!

And **DDG** , there’s no need to tell her that… I am 194 cm. tall, and my shoe size is 16. As is well-known througout the civilized world, everything is in proportion…  
[sup]Damn, this water is cold (in the port-a-potty)… AND it’s DEEP!! And the bottom IS sandy!!![/sup]
