# Popping Your Cherry with the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [January 26, 2015, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910 "2015-01-26T05:27:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/41 "2015-01-26T16:37:30Z")

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My first thread was an MMP as well – this one in 2010 after I had been around for like 3 years as a member and longer as a lurker

> **[An Early Santarchiac MMP](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=547323)**
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> If someone can, please link to the rules of Santarchy from the earlier thread ---- and here’s hoping the links all work right like I typed them. Basically how this all started, for me, was Her Ladyship wanting me the Hell out of the house so she...

Since then I’ve started 13 more threads in a total of 3,912 posts.

And thank God the software kept track because I couldn’t have even guessed.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/42 "2015-01-26T16:46:14Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> SNOWPOCALYPSE 2 Electric Boogaloo!!!

Unless there are sharks or mutant gators in the snow, I don’t care. 😃

> [@SpazCat](#):
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> I don’t remember my first MMP. I do remember I found the Dope through the Evil Nazi Groundhogs thread.

I had known about the Dope and the SDMB (AOL version) for ages but had only been a reader. Until some stuff came up about Zombie Walks right around when we were gearing up for the first serious Worlds Record attempt at Monroeville Mall. Someone said something not quite right and I registered and jumped in. The rest is history and approaching 4000 posts.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Never started an MMP, only started hanging out with you [del] weirdos [/del] fine folks recently.

Methinks I smell a volunteer. SWAMPYKINS – CALL THE VOTE!!!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/43 "2015-01-26T17:02:36Z")

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No snow today, but it did monsoon at 0730. of course we got the first shipment of waterguns in last week:smack:,so it’s gonna snow here in the next couple of weeks.

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> That has been some time. They hosted one in Havre de Grace and one in Dundalk that I recall attending, waaaaaaaay back in history.
> 
> It’s been a while since anyone had a MAD gathering. I’d host one, but no one wants to drive down to the boonies where I live, except maybe **BBBobbio** , since he lives just down the road a bit. eh, I may try one in the spring anyway…

Everybody remember to use coasters, or you’ll be on _THE LIST_.

**2Gig**! **Soapy**! : tacklehug :

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**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/44 "2015-01-26T17:11:53Z")

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The snow isn’t too bad here; it was fun on the unplowed road coming home last night.

I hope it improves by Thursday; I need 2 teeth pulled in Pittsburgh. I’m glad that I’m used to Pitt driving again, having a GF in Lawrenceville is a good enough reason to go there.

It’s been a long time since I met **Robyn** and **Airman Doors** , when is the next Mid-Atlantic get together?

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/45 "2015-01-26T17:15:44Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> Well, let’s see. TNT shows it daily from 4am to 7am, then on weekends until 11am or noon, depending on what movies or sporting events they have lined up; WEtv has marathons on Tuesday and Saturday from 4pm or 5pm until 1am, and Sundance TV has it Mondays 3pm to 11pm and Fridays 4pm to midnight. Also, lots of other channels carry SVU and CI, so check your local listings

Oh, cool, I didn’t know that Sundance showed it on Mondays. Yay!

Love the Wetv marathons, except for the stupid ads for other Wetv shows.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/46 "2015-01-26T17:36:23Z")

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N.O.L. has been ingested. I had a “sample” of the chikin 'n dumplin’s that shall be dindin tonight. I done good. 😃

Sounds like y’all in the northeast need to batten down the hatches. YIKES! Stock up on French toast fixin’s, tp, and then hunker down!

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/47 "2015-01-26T18:01:23Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> . . . I had known about the Dope and the SDMB (AOL version) for ages but had only been a reader. Until . . . **Someone said something not quite right** and I registered and jumped in. . . .

That is classic, that is.

So this is a memory test MMP. I’m screwed unless the hamsters can help me. Hmm. Can’t find my first post, but can find the first thread I started, regarding [Animaniacs and Pavlov](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=124249). Re-reading it, I can’t believe I forgot about “externalized salivary glands.”

Not going to look for my first MMP post. Haven’t ever started an MMP.

Back from Phoenix yesterday. First day back at work after a week off holding the grandbaby. She went from seven weeks old to eight weeks old while I was there. And the weather was better.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/48 "2015-01-26T18:09:48Z")

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Thank you **2Gig**

The snow stopped again, just another sprinkling.

Today’s little mystery?  
Why is there a dead bee in the middle of my kitchen floor and where did it come from?

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/49 "2015-01-26T18:20:36Z")

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> [@GrumpyBunny](#):
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> Oh, cool, I didn’t know that Sundance showed it on Mondays. Yay!
> 
> Love the Wetv marathons, except for the stupid ads for other Wetv shows.

[TV Guide](http://www.tvguide.com/listings/) is your friend. Use the search field

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/50 "2015-01-26T18:44:29Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Why is there a dead bee in the middle of my kitchen floor and where did it come from?

When a mommy bee and a daddy bee love each other very much…  
😃

Still not raining. I want ice cream, but not badly enough to dress for public appearances. Dammit.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/51 "2015-01-26T18:46:39Z")

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Idiot Higgs is looking out the window and barking at… I have no clue! She’s an idiot. Then again, she’s a pug… 😛

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/52 "2015-01-26T18:51:33Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Why is there a dead bee in the middle of my kitchen floor and where did it come from?

It’s dead because you scared it. Boo bees, you know.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/53 "2015-01-26T18:53:25Z")

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My first post was long enough ago that I had to look it up. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=11785394](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=11785394) The first thread that I began was almost three years later :eek: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=11785405](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=11785405), not like I’ve started a whole mess of 'em. 😃 I came to the Dope from a link on Snopes. I had read the books back in the day, was aware of it on AOL and actually lurked for a year or so before ponying up for membership back in the P2P days.

Like **shoe** , I haven’t been hanging out with you [del]weirdos[/del] MMP folks long.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/54 "2015-01-26T19:23:17Z")

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So we have TWO “volunteers” this week for starting the MMP next week. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I mean, er, good!

I think **SHOES** was the first to volunteer! All in favor?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/55 "2015-01-26T19:50:39Z")

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It would appear that **shoe** , and **red** have both volunteered for successive weeks, with **shoe** startin’ next week, and **red** the followin’ week. Shall we put it to a vote or just acclaim by proclamation?

We’re a benevolent bunch of [del]weirdos[/del] despots. 😃

ETA: Or is that proclaim by acclamation? Either way I’m good.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/56 "2015-01-26T20:03:22Z")

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We went straight past French toast to filet of Portuguese Sweet Bread this AM. Snow started, 18" to 24+" expected. UPS’s and battery packs charged.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/57 "2015-01-26T20:28:43Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> Today’s little mystery?  
> Why is there a dead bee in the middle of my kitchen floor and where did it come from?

> [@VunderBob](#):
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> It’s dead because you scared it. Boo bees, you know.

If it reanimates, is it a zom-bee?😃

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/58 "2015-01-26T20:38:46Z")

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Just checked my fave weather site. They’re now saying maybe an inch of snow tonight. From the looks of the radar, we’ll be getting rain for a while. Yay!

I’ve got 2 loaves of 'nanner bread in the oven - it’s smelling yum in here! I’ve finished 11 baskets (except for attaching some of the handles) and I’m halfway thru the 12th and final basket. Tomorrow will be bunny-making day - I’ll make 24 of them. Pics when all are done. 😃

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/59 "2015-01-26T20:39:05Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> I want ice cream, but not badly enough to dress for public appearances. Dammit.

Wal-Mart sells ice cream! 😃

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> If it reanimates, is it a zom-bee?😃

Uggghhhh, that was bad. :mad: Buzz off, will ya!

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popping-your-cherry-with-the-mmp/710910/60 "2015-01-26T20:44:59Z")

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It’s starting to snow down here. It might actually stick. This makes me happy. I don’t have to drive to irk in it tomorrow, either (last vacation day). This also makes me happy.

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