# Popular TV shows in IRAQ

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popular-tv-shows-in-iraq/12806>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 13, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popular-tv-shows-in-iraq/12806 "2000-01-13T14:27:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popular-tv-shows-in-iraq/12806/1 "2000-01-13T14:27:00Z")

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IRAQI TV GUIDE

MONDAY  
8:00 Husseinfeld  
8:30 Mad About Everything  
9:00 Suddenly Sanctions  
9:30 Allah McBeal

TUESDAY  
8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror  
8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right  
9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things  
9:30 Iraq’s Funniest Public Execution Bloopers

WEDNESDAY  
8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer  
8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy  
9:00 Just Shoot Me  
9:30 Veilwatch

THURSDAY  
8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi  
8:30 M_U_S_T_A_S_H  
9:00 Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses  
9:30 My Two Baghdads

FRIDAY  
8:00 Judge Saddam  
8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things  
9:00 Achmed’s Creek  
9:30 No-witness News

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popular-tv-shows-in-iraq/12806/2 "2000-01-14T02:54:00Z")

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That is really funny!

Did you think all those up?  
Where did they comefrom?

impressed,  
kelli

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Who so ever quoteth bullshiteth to thine kellibelli shalt kisseth her big fat lily white asseth. This is from the Book of Hippocracy, chapter 4-69.

See, I cited a quote, therefore, it is true.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popular-tv-shows-in-iraq/12806/3 "2000-01-14T11:42:00Z")

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## Thanks, Mjollnir. Now EVERYONE in my adress book has it as well 😉

Coldfire

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“You know how complex women are”

- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popular-tv-shows-in-iraq/12806/4 "2000-01-14T14:33:00Z")

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You forgot _Who Wants to be a Dictator_ and _Kurds Say the Darndest Things!_.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/popular-tv-shows-in-iraq/12806/5 "2000-01-17T03:01:00Z")

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You must remember–Saddam hates everybody!

Including his own people.

Therefore, Iraqui TV is : All Olsen Twins, Al The Time.

Evil! Evil! Evil!

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“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung