# porch pirate  gets wormy

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 24, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994 "2018-11-24T01:56:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994/1 "2018-11-24T01:56:51Z")

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apparently this chick decided to do xmas shopping by snatching something that’s already bought but gets a box of literal worms on camera

[https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-caught-on-camera-stealing-package-off-doorstep-hilariously-it-was-full-of-500-worms-for-a-pet-lizard/ar-BBQ1m9X?li=BBnbfcL](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-caught-on-camera-stealing-package-off-doorstep-hilariously-it-was-full-of-500-worms-for-a-pet-lizard/ar-BBQ1m9X?li=BBnbfcL)  
sad thing is she thought those sunglasses would hide her …….

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### Author: ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994/2 "2018-11-24T02:54:27Z")

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I thought worms came in cans.

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### Author: ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994/3 "2018-11-24T04:09:15Z")

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Superworms are beetle larvae, not “slimy” annelids.

> [@Riemann](#):
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> I thought worms came in cans.

That’s Prince Albert. But he’s dead, so probably pretty wormy.

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### Author: ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994/4 "2018-11-25T05:37:24Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> I thought worms came in cans.

Worms don’t come anywhere.

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### Author: ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2018, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994/5 "2018-11-25T12:18:54Z")

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What a low-life scum, to simply take something that doesn’t belong to you like that.

I hold the worms in higher regard than I do that POS.  
mmm

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### Author: ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2018, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994/6 "2018-11-25T13:14:16Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Worms don’t come anywhere.

Dr Pepper comes in a bottle.

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### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porch-pirate-gets-wormy/824994/7 "2018-11-25T15:07:12Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Dr Pepper comes in a bottle.

Elephants come in quarts.