# Pork! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014 "2009-10-24T23:46:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mekhazzio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b38774/32.png) [@Mekhazzio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mekhazzio)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/21 "2009-10-25T22:08:37Z")
[It’s made from pig, try it with onion rings](http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Pork/) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/22 "2009-10-25T22:13:51Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > [Ankh-Morpork](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankh-Morpork) See? If it wasn’t funny, would it have that name? … There was an old lady from Cork Who liked to eat shit with a fork Her son said, 'You goon! 'You eat shit with a spoon! ‘It’s pork that you eat with a fork!’ – Ed Bluestone? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/23 "2009-10-25T22:44:36Z")
[Dr. Strangepork](http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Julius_Strangepork) ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/24 "2009-10-28T01:46:07Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Pork is a funny word. It just _sounds_ funny. > > PORK and beeeeeaaaans! The name of a classic ragtime number: [Link.](http://www.perfessorbill.com/midi/prkbeans.mid). I would also like to take this opportunity to observe that pork is a nice, sweet meat. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/25 "2009-10-28T02:12:33Z")
[Lisa Simpson] DAD, ham and bacon and pork all come from the same animal! [Homer] Riiiight, a MAGIC animal, Lisa… Or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/26 "2009-10-28T02:14:36Z")
Actually, shouldn’t this thread be in the BBQ Pit? Mmmmm, barbecued pork… ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/27 "2009-10-28T02:30:19Z")
My daughter (2 years old so keep your more lascivious comments under wraps) came in and said, “Daddy, I want Pork.” to which I responded, “You want Pork?”, “Yes.”, “You want Poke?”, “No”, “You want Pook?”, “No”, “You want Pork?”, “Yes.”, “Do you even know what Pork is?” “Ummm…changes the subject.” ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/28 "2009-10-28T02:30:59Z")
- Dad, I think he’s gonna pork her! - He’s not going to pork her, Russ. - I think he’s gonna! :dubious: - He may pork her. Finish your breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/29 "2009-10-28T02:32:07Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > My daughter (2 years old so keep your more lascivious comments under wraps) came in and said, “Daddy, I want Pork.” to which I responded, “You want Pork?”, “Yes.”, “You want Poke?”, “No”, “You want Pook?”, “No”, “You want Pork?”, “Yes.”, “Do you even know what Pork is?” “Ummm…changes the subject.” Pork. Kids love it! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/30 "2009-10-28T02:48:03Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > IMHO it’s a funny-sounding word. I pronounce it “I’m-A-Hoe”. What? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/31 "2009-10-28T04:13:05Z")
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue, Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn **PORK! PORK! PORK!** ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014/32 "2009-10-29T20:51:07Z")
No Pok! No Pok I tell you! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/sBDA_4DKrbM/hqdefault.jpg "RK House") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBDA_4DKrbM) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pork/515014.md?page=1)