# PorkDope 2002, a.k.a. Porkapalooza.  June 1, Mpls

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438 "2002-03-11T02:54:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/81 "2002-05-07T17:35:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \*
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> [sub] **Silver Fire** of course, always himz and haws about these things. Wouldn’t be a DopeFest thread if she didn’t.[/sub] \*\*

You know why? Because if I say “Yes, I’ll be there” and I don’t show up, people are always like, “Wait, but you said you’d be there!”

😛

Fine. I’ll be there IF I can tag along with you, **imthjckaz**.

A while back I described where I might be moving to in St. Cloud (Oak Haven). You said you live real close to that Casey’s on the corner. Will you, or will you not, pick me up? Go ahead and email me, it’s in my profile.

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**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/82 "2002-05-07T20:39:45Z")

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Canty, can you swing by CastleRubenstien to pick me up on the way?

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/83 "2002-05-08T00:25:27Z")

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Much as I would like to consume vast quantities of pork with a buncha dopers, I’m afraid I’m going to have to bow out of this one.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/84 "2002-05-08T01:26:02Z")

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Aw. But your name was perfect! Porc! Pork!

Maybe next year.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/85 "2002-05-08T05:12:56Z")

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So, will people be camping at the campground on Saturday night? Is that allowed?

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**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/86 "2002-05-08T06:33:57Z")

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PUNKYOVA has graciously agreed to bring Cecil The Bear to Porkapalooza – he will be coming down after visiting CANADIANSUE in Edmonton. Disposable camera included – take lots of pix. And be gentle to the lil’ guy – don’t get him drunk or anything. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/87 "2002-05-08T12:47:27Z")

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If the campground is the vast acreage at chique’s farm, then probably yes. If the campground is the suburban park where we’re eating, then probably no.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/88 "2002-05-08T15:47:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
> \*\*Fine. I’ll be there IF I can tag along with you, imthjckaz.  
> \*\*

**Silver Fire** will be consuming mass quanities of pork at Brookview Community Park in Golden Valley on June 1st.

In other words, she is coming with **Spider Woman** and I.  
That sounds kinkier than it actually is.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/89 "2002-05-08T15:52:43Z")

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Wait… You mean it’s **not** kinky?

☹ Nevermind then!!

😉

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/90 "2002-05-08T22:30:02Z")

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I’m thinking an afternoon trip to SexWorld is on my list of unofficial activites.

Three stories of porn-y goodness, plus peep shows, toys of all sorts, trashy lingerie…and did I mention porn? VHS porn, DVD porn, magazine porn, porn-type porn…

24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, SexWorld has always been there for me.  
Anyone want to check it out? It’s in the downtown Minneapolis region, so there’s restaurants and normal stores and other stuff to do before/after.

Oh, yeah, and I might attend PorkDope, is what I’m sayin’.

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/91 "2002-05-08T22:43:15Z")

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OKay. It’s official. I will be consuming porkedy goodness.

Huzzah!

Also, I have a layover in Denver and I’m terrified of getting lost at the airport.

That is all.

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/92 "2002-05-08T22:56:04Z")

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Feck. Also… My flight back leaves at 7:45am on Sunday. Anyone feel like taking a little pre-morning drive to the airport with me? 😉

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**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/93 "2002-05-08T23:01:47Z")

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Feck. Also… My flight back leaves at 7:45am on Sunday. Anyone feel like taking a little pre-morning drive to the airport with me? 😉

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**Author:** ![Newton\_meter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/57b2e6/32.png) [@Newton\_meter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Newton_meter)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/94 "2002-05-08T23:19:05Z")

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No but I’ll drop you off Saturday night 🙂

[sub]OK, find me Saturday and maybe you can talk me into it.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/95 "2002-05-09T00:27:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, SexWorld has always been there for me.

SexWorld was not there for me when I needed it most.

I needed an inflatable Uma Thurman doll.

“Hi, do you have an inflatable Uma Thurman doll?”  
“Uma who?”  
“You know, Uma Thurman. Hubba hubba!”  
“You mean the actress?”  
“Yup. Got one?”  
“Uh … check up there,” waving a dismissive hand.

Every goddamn kind of inflatable doll you want, but not ONE modeled after a celebrity. And not one that could even PASS for Uma Thurman.

So I got the “Luv Ewe” instead, with Real Sheep Action![sup]TM[/sup].

SexWorld, you go to hell.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/96 "2002-05-09T02:26:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> \*\*So I got the “Luv Ewe” instead, with Real Sheep Action![sup]TM[/sup]. \*\*

Cecil Bear, meet Luv Ewe.

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2002, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/97 "2002-05-09T07:03:51Z")

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Send me tickets and you’ll have Soda to go with the pork.

I hate being a furriner sometimes.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/98 "2002-05-10T18:13:26Z")

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Ah crap. Maybe I shouldn’t be in charge of the “Hi, my name is…” tags. I won’t be able to join the festivities until 4:00 PM or so.

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**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2002, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/99 "2002-05-10T20:05:38Z")

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Dangnabit I wish I had a car! Pork 'n Dopers sounds like fun.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2002, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porkdope-2002-a-k-a-porkapalooza-june-1-mpls/97438/100 "2002-05-11T02:28:54Z")

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Three weeks for PORK!

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