# Porky Spiderman Is Sad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240 "2012-01-31T00:08:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/1 "2012-01-31T00:08:57Z")
[Pory Spiderman got nuthin’ to do.](http://stat.ks.kidsklik.com/statics/files/2011/03/13000946391313312352.jpg) Porky Spiderman is **saaaaddd.** ☹ 😉 :D:D ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/2 "2012-01-31T00:37:52Z")
They are finally making the movie of the Amazing Spider Ham with Peter Porker? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/3 "2012-01-31T00:54:06Z")
I see he’s all prepped for a Mary Jane kiss. ---
**Author:** ![BeaMyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@BeaMyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeaMyra)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/4 "2012-01-31T10:27:46Z")
Damn, Toby McGuire really let himself go 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/5 "2012-01-31T16:11:56Z")
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can’t, he’s a pig, Look out, he is a Spider-Pig! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/6 "2012-01-31T17:34:03Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > They are finally making the movie of the Amazing Spider Ham with Peter Porker? 🙂 Wow, this brings back memories. DeerDevil! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/7 "2012-02-01T00:23:37Z")
It was that damn Broadway play…he never lived down all those guys slamming into walls. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/8 "2012-02-02T01:10:17Z")
For the record, that’s **not** me! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/9 "2012-02-03T00:06:57Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > For the record, that’s **not** me! Yessss…_yyyeeeesssss_… **so you saaayyy** …:dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porky-spiderman-is-sad/611240/10 "2012-02-04T18:47:31Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > Yessss…_yyyeeeesssss_… **so you saaayyy** …:dubious: Yes I do say, mainly because I don’t have matching shoes. When I first saw the OP’s title, I thought it had to do with [SpyderPig](http://www.facebook.com/pages/SpyderPig/178165565565000) trying to make bacon by warming up his belly with a couple of million BTUs, like [this](http://www.azfamily.com/news/Hot-air-balloon-catches-fire-at-Carefree-festival-137853568.html)