# Porn fetishes you never knew you had until you became internet-savvy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250 "2007-05-01T02:24:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/1 "2007-05-01T02:24:37Z")
Myself: 1. “Oh my God. That naked chick HAS to be nine-months pregnant. Interesting.” 2. “Oh my God. That naked chick HAS to be fifty years old. But she looks so spry. Interesting.” 3. “Oh my God. That naked chick has a DICK. Horrifying, yet strangely intriguing.” 4. “Oh my God. Porn from Japan. Hmm, they’re such a reserved people. This stuff must be pretty tame.” (head explodes) You? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/2 "2007-05-01T03:21:24Z")
I’ve come across: 1.) Sites about EXTREMELY hairy women 2.) sites about women getting stuck (on gluey surfaces) 3.) Sites about women getting stuck in quicksand 4.) Sites about women getting flattened (without harn, like cartoon characters) 5.) Sites about men who want to be turned into bugs and squished. 6.) Sites about men and women being turned into statues. 7.) A site about women with inflated feet. I think that one may be a joke, commenting on people who like inflated breasts, buttocks, and bellies. But I’m not SURE. I knew about a lot of odd fetishes, or so I thought, but I don’t think I could’ve imagined these. ---
**Author:** ![Yeeter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/96bed5/32.png) [@Yeeter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeeter)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/3 "2007-05-01T03:33:44Z")
“Near Nudes” Women who aren’t naked, but are darn close… Body Paints. Women getting a pie in the face, while topless. ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/4 "2007-05-01T03:41:49Z")
I’m rather confused; are these fetishes we personally have, or just fetishes we learned about via the internet? If it’s the first, well, I generally think I’m a pretty accepting person, but I think I’d like the attraction for some of the ones listed so far explained. Why do women being flattened turn you on, **CalMeacham**? I can _almost_ understand the rest (assuming the inflated feet thing really is a joke), even if they’re not my personal interest, but getting flattened? I just can’t work it out. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/5 "2007-05-01T03:55:53Z")
I think the thread is supposed to be about fetishes we personally have, but **Cal** has probably posted some odd fetishes he’s discovered but doesn’t have personally. Near nudes. Sounds _interesting_. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/6 "2007-05-01T04:00:11Z")
I never realized how much I would prefer real sex, or at least a reasonable facsimile of it, to staged porn perfection. I’d rather watch a homely woman go at it in an amateur flick than a smokin’ hot babe in a professional Vivid production. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/7 "2007-05-01T04:01:51Z")
[QUOTE=VCO3] I never realized how much I would prefer real sex, or at least a reasonable facsimile of it, to staged porn perfection. I’d rather watch a homely woman go at it in an amateur flick than a smokin’ hot babe in a professional Vivid production. [/QUOTE] Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/8 "2007-05-01T04:08:53Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] I’ve come across: 1.) Sites about EXTREMELY hairy women 2.) sites about women getting stuck (on gluey surfaces) 3.) Sites about women getting stuck in quicksand 4.) Sites about women getting flattened (without harn, like cartoon characters) 5.) Sites about men who want to be turned into bugs and squished. 6.) Sites about men and women being turned into statues. 7.) A site about women with inflated feet. I think that one may be a joke, commenting on people who like inflated breasts, buttocks, and bellies. But I’m not SURE. I knew about a lot of odd fetishes, or so I thought, but I don’t think I could’ve imagined these. [/QUOTE] I can’t even snip b/c I’m too awed. I was going to post a site my b/f sent me about some woman that sells videos of her farting. We laughed hysterically. And it’s just not even close to pretty much anything you posted, Cal. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/9 "2007-05-01T04:37:59Z")
I guess I was peripherally aware of my twin fantasy but it didn’t come to full consciousness until an artfully photographiced erotic photo set I happened upon. One that I didn’t realize existed and had never thought of until the internet: multiple limb porn. Nude and or sex pictures of men and women with multiple limbs. The most popular version seems to be multiple legs that extend behind them like a centaur (one extra pair) or centipede (many extra). Apparently it’s prolific enough to warrant gay specific multiple limb websites. The other one I never would have thought of is pterodactyl porn! People in full on flying dinosaur costumes having hard core sex. I don’t think I could stop laughing long enough to manage a boner for that one. Anyone have any fetishes that _haven’t_ made it to the internet? I kind of like body painting and people covered in mud. I’ve seen some body painting nudes and lesbian mud wrestling but no real sex in either case. I have a friend who claims he has a thing for pipe smoking during sex. I’ve seen some cigar chomping on the internet but no pipes. I don’t know that it would turn me on per se, but it would be cool to see well done sci-fi or fantasy photoshoots like robots, aliens, golems, angels, etc. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/10 "2007-05-01T04:50:19Z")
[QUOTE=jackdavinci] The other one I never would have thought of is pterodactyl porn! People in full on flying dinosaur costumes having hard core sex. I don’t think I could stop laughing long enough to manage a boner for that one. [/QUOTE] Funniest. Porn. EVER. My friends and I have been searching for the full length purchase-able DVD for MONTHS. It’s so amazingly funny that we must have it. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/11 "2007-05-01T04:52:20Z")
large clitorises furries nude women body painted or photoshopped with superhero costumes fucking machines and electrostimulation “puffy” areolae ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/12 "2007-05-01T05:11:18Z")
OK. This is the first time I’ve ever mentioned this in public or private… Ahemm… Ah, there are certain sites which portray females urinating. I don’t exactly know why, but this act somehow excites me. Hey, I’ve never been exposed to it IRL and if I was, I might not feel the same, but there’s something really raunchy and stimulating about an attractive lady spreading her legs and taking a piss! God, I can’t believe I just shared that. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/13 "2007-05-01T05:37:37Z")
After treading in nearly all of those genres posted…I’m oddly embarrassed to say that I now fetishize plain-jane amateur porn. The more run-of-the-mill normal a girl is, the better. Baby…you’re so…real… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/14 "2007-05-01T05:51:21Z")
[QUOTE=jackdavinci] Anyone have any fetishes that _haven’t_ made it to the internet? I kind of like body painting and people covered in mud. I’ve seen some body painting nudes and lesbian mud wrestling but no real sex in either case. [/QUOTE] I have seen a couple Japanese videoes that have that. As an added bonus one was public sex. But it was a while ago, sorry. Public sex is the one that gets me. The Japanese just ignore it and the Germans are so in your face about it. The look on those poor old lady’s faces as this sleazy German guy starts fucking this chick right in front of them. Watching a cute girl in a chefs outfit cook up a cup of pan friend semen and then feeding it to the naked lady who collected it was oddly hot. But I think that was a one time thing. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/15 "2007-05-01T05:51:41Z")
**CFNM** : Clothed Female, Naked Male I don’t know why I like this, it’s not a humiliation thing (I generally don’t like the ones portrayed that way). And I’d never want to participate myself, I know that much. ---
**Author:** ![gladtobeblazed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@gladtobeblazed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gladtobeblazed)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/16 "2007-05-01T06:01:34Z")
I didn’t know I had a bukkake/gokkun fetish until I realized that 90% of the porn saved on my computer was of that. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/17 "2007-05-01T06:35:13Z")
Getting back to the OP, it has been said that if you type “Goat porn” into Google, it will come back with “What kind of goat?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/18 "2007-05-01T07:14:53Z")
I don’t know about “goat porn,” but I just googled “pterodactyl porn,” and now I’ve seen it all. I couldn’t imagine there is a porn sub-genre more bizarre than that. But then I remembered gynophagia, and a wierdo named Dolcett. _That’s_ something I wish I could un-see. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/19 "2007-05-01T07:23:39Z")
Ok, this has turned into What’s the most fucked up porn fetish you’ve ever seen on the internet? I can work with that. Since I’m so jaded, one fetish that I’m surprised I like is the candid down-blouse shot. Woman bending over innocently to grab something is photographically captured unintentionally exposing nipple. Johnny LIKE! That’s not porn. That’s journalism. One that really makes me say WTF is vorarephilia, which is pornography, usually expressed in the comic form that involves a naked woman getting swallowed whole by a creature, much to both the woman’s and her husband’s enthusiastic support. Hmm. You want to get swallowed whole by a creature larger than you. So you masturbate to the Sarlaac scene in _Jedi._ Um, ok. Gotcha. Some of the Famous People Porn Fan Story sites are worth a laugh, just for the bizarre celebrities they choose. For instance, "I was laying on the beach, minding my own business. And then a tall blonde beauty blocked my sunlight. She said, “Hello, I’m Fox News’ Laurie Dhue and I love cock.” If you troll the old porn story newsgroups, you’ll find some sick, sick shit. Like Pedophile Celebrity Fanfic Snuff Porn where a guy writes about he rapes and murders TV’s Malcolm in the Middle. Fuck! I only signed onto the internet to see interesting boobs. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/20 "2007-05-01T11:59:37Z")
Yeah – i misread the OP. These are weird fetishes I’ve stumbled upon , but which don’t appeal to me personally, anmd which I never would’ve guessed existed. I can imagine the women-flattened-by-a-steamroller fantasy appealing to furries/cartoon fans types. Sorta. Imagine it’s Jessica Rabbit who got flattened. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250.md?page=2)