# Porn fetishes you never knew you had until you became internet-savvy

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 1, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250 "2007-05-01T02:24:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/21 "2007-05-01T15:17:12Z")

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What is really amusing if discovering “pterodactyl porn” is not blocked by the Saudi Authorities.

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/22 "2007-05-01T15:42:30Z")

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I haven’t discovered anything new on the net that made me realize something got me going, but it definitely gave me accees to stuff I always knew I liked.

MAYBE…just ‘maybe’…before the net I wasn’t fully aware that I could be attractred to women in business attire. But, grrrrr, a hot chick in business attire, hair up and wearing glasses, I think the net made me realize that can be hot.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/23 "2007-05-01T16:07:56Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
I’ve come across: \<snip\>  
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Nicely put. 😉

The style that I find myself consistently satisfied by is women flashing, masturbating or having sex in public. The Asian stuff doesn’t really do it for me, for some reason. I’ve seen some stuff in locations that I could reasonably picture myself going, and the thought of looking over to one direction and catching sight of an attractive woman masturbating on a park bench is very stimulating. Also, public peeing, which I just sort of stumbled upon and was surprised at how erotic I found it. There’s one video floating around somewhere of two girls, maybe early 20’s, sitting at a table at an outdoor cafe in a public area like NYC’s South Street Seaport or Fanueil Hall in Boston, while a guy at their table videos them peeing in their seats. There are lots of people walking by and sitting around listening to a street band or something, and nobody seems to notice. Freaky.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/24 "2007-05-01T16:11:52Z")

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[QUOTE=BrassyPhrase]  
I can’t even snip b/c I’m too awed. I was going to post a site my b/f sent me about some woman that sells videos of her farting. We laughed hysterically. And it’s just not even close to pretty much anything you posted,  
Cal. Wow.  
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Is there a big market for stuff like that? Farting women? Because if so, I could quickly become a millionaire.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/25 "2007-05-01T16:41:23Z")

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I never knew how _much_ of a fetish I had for girls who swallow until I discovered Wifey and began to pay attention to how little swallowing is going on elsewhere.

Cool. I can skip my therapist appointment this week.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/26 "2007-05-01T20:05:13Z")

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I have discovered, for whatever reason, that I really dig the preggo porn. Not like, hugely pregnant, but like, 5-6 months. It’s awesome. And I have no idea why.

Also NN stuff (non-nude). This is usually a girl that is wearing sheer clothing, or almost sheer clothing. HAWT.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/27 "2007-05-01T20:59:20Z")

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Two things have surprised me when it comes to porn (and I don’t surprise easily, I think) Shrink wrap porn where they shrink stuff around a naked person so he or she ends up looking sort of like Hans Solo in that at the end of the second Star Wars.

The other is cartoon porn about that girl who talks to the animals in Africa, the _Wild Thornberrys_?. I mean, I could see being interested in Jessica Rabbit or someone like her, but those people on that cartoon series and little more than stick figures. It’s like being interested in Olive Oil or Popeye and I refuse to believe that there is Popeye or Olive Oil porn. I refuse to believe it.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/28 "2007-05-01T21:09:02Z")

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[QUOTE=GuanoLad]  
**CFNM** : Clothed Female, Naked Male

I don’t know why I like this, it’s not a humiliation thing (I generally don’t like the ones portrayed that way). And I’d never want to participate myself, I know that much.  
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Doctor’s office? Principal’s office? Two artists and a model? Nude male maid? Strip poker? Sex ed class?

Yeah.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/29 "2007-05-01T21:14:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Leaffan]  
Ah, there are certain sites which portray females urinating. I don’t exactly know why, but this act somehow excites me. Hey, I’ve never been exposed to it IRL and if I was, I might not feel the same, but there’s something really raunchy and stimulating about an attractive lady spreading her legs and taking a piss!  
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Phht. Amateur. I have a whole folder dedicated to that. And it goes a LOT farther. Pants wetting, desperation, drinking, licking off the floor, you name it. It’s out there. But one thing I’ve noticed – when it comes to the extreme stuff, you tend to see the same actresses again and again. Oh, and they genuinely seem to enjoy it. Most enthusiastic porn EVAR.

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMule](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc348/32.png) [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/30 "2007-05-01T21:14:51Z")

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[QUOTE=KneadToKnow]  
I never knew how _much_ of a fetish I had for girls who swallow until I discovered Wifey and began to pay attention to how little swallowing is going on elsewhere.

Cool. I can skip my therapist appointment this week.  
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Dude, can you introduce your wife to my Girlfriend? PLEASE! 😃

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/31 "2007-05-01T21:15:03Z")

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Strangely, but not surprisingly, I haven’t discovered much that I hadn’t seen (or thought of) previously.

Ok, pterodactyl porn is new to me.

And the guy with a cleft penis (it’s Y-shaped). I’ve corresponded with him, and he seems like a relatively normal and intelligent guy with a gorgeous body. His penis was surgically split, and he has to pee and cum through a tube at the base. A little more permanent than wearing a pterodactyl costume.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/32 "2007-05-01T21:15:55Z")

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On first exposure I found vacuum pumping of the vulva really weird but also a huge turn on. Repeated viewings didn’t hold my interest quite so well.

Male stripper/female patron nightclub orgies. Something about a guy being an object of desire and getting it on with an anonymous stranger for the entertainment of 50 other anonymous chicks. Probably because it’s so incredibly outside of my reality.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/33 "2007-05-01T21:24:07Z")

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[QUOTE=MonkeyMule]  
Dude, can you introduce your wife to my Girlfriend? PLEASE! 😃  
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I think he’s referring to the website called, I believe, WifeysWord.

Googling will get you there, I’m sure.

Though I prefer Heather from Ideepthroat.

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**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/34 "2007-05-01T21:42:25Z")

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I’ve seen a number of surprising things on the internet, but there’s one that stands out for me as something I would not have thought of on my own in a million years.

Nostril rape.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/35 "2007-05-01T21:49:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Tristan]  
I think he’s referring to the website called, I believe, WifeysWord.

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Uh, I think it’s WifeysWorld… Or so I’ve heard. 😃

J.

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/36 "2007-05-01T22:18:31Z")

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The site is indeed WifeysWorld. Wifey’s word, as far as I can tell, is _yes_.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/37 "2007-05-02T00:17:24Z")

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I am not going to label the most extreme fetish I have ever seen. One reason is because I have some self-control and have learned - don’t click it! Without knowing what it is.

Something I learned about myself is I really like gay male/slash fiction. As much as many men love two girls.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/38 "2007-05-02T01:18:14Z")

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I get a kick off tentacle porn. What can I say?.

Almost nude super pretty girls are totally hot. Ditto for next door girls (all nude for those, I can see them half naked out in the street everyday).

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/39 "2007-05-02T01:32:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Paul in Saudi]  
What is really amusing if discovering “pterodactyl porn” is not blocked by the Saudi Authorities.  
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Well, not until you just now tipped them off!

😃

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/40 "2007-05-02T01:37:28Z")

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hair

feet

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