# Porn fetishes you never knew you had until you became internet-savvy **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 1, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250 "2007-05-01T02:24:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Operation\_Ripper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/34f0e0/32.png) [@Operation\_Ripper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Operation_Ripper)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/61 "2007-05-03T00:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=FisherQueen] Nostril rape. [/QUOTE] Is this what it is called? Doesn’t seem to google… ---
**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/62 "2007-05-03T02:11:28Z")
[QUOTE=ouryL] hair feet 😉 [/QUOTE] Hobbitses? Trixy little hobbitses. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/63 "2007-05-03T02:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Double amputee porn - just seen, not into … This one I knew about well before the Internet. Amputee porn was a regular feature in the Penthouse Letters section. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/64 "2007-05-03T02:52:37Z")
You are all [perverts](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1100087978887287481&q=perversion+for+profit). Video is safe for work and good for a chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/65 "2007-05-03T06:48:20Z")
[QUOTE=bubastis “Cameron Fry Porn”[/QUOTE] By this do you mean just what gets called “Teen” porn? Or is there some kind of specific Cameron Fry thing I don’t know about? (Google turned up nothing, but I’m just checking…) -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/66 "2007-05-03T11:17:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Video is safe for work and good for a chuckle. 1.) Does that placard mean that Daddy Warbucks got $2 billion a year fro,m porn? Is that how he could finally afford pupils? 2.) That octopus looks worried, not evil. Maybe about how it can continue to balance on the tips of its 13 tentacles. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/67 "2007-05-04T09:08:04Z")
Well, I couldn’t fantasize about other dopers before I had the internet could I? ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/68 "2007-05-04T09:36:57Z")
Until I got the internet, I’d never heard of (or seen) a strap-on. My conclusion: Hot! Funny thing is, I’ve never actually met a woman who owns or has used one… ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/69 "2007-05-04T10:03:07Z")
Hoo boy, I sure been around, lets see: Car stuck girls: People who would get off on fully clothed women in cars which were stuck in the mud, pumping on the gas pedal Vore: A subset of furrys where people would get off watching pictures of animals in the process of having sex while eating each other Poop catchers: Men who would stick transparent screens in public toilets so they could later come back and collect the poop Slippy Slides: Naked women, on slippy slides Lilliputian: Men fantasizing about being played around with by giant women Animal Snuff: Videos of women in high heels stomping on rodents Genital mutilation: This is so sick I won’t even attempt to describe it Scrotal Enlargement: Injecting saline solution into the scrotum until it’s the size of a basketball Vomit: Girls who vomit into another girl’s mouth so she can eat it up Train rape: Ostensibly real (and quite possibly actually real) footage of women getting felt up and raped on trains in Japan Pantsing: A full 3 hour video of a guy running up to random girls and pulling their skirts down Geez, I guess it must help to have a circle of friends who delight in forwarding you obscure shit. ---
**Author:** ![percussion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@percussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percussion)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/70 "2007-05-04T16:25:49Z")
[QUOTE=D.E.S.K.Top668] I rationalize it by remembering how easily excitable my wife was when she was pregnant during those times. The truth though, is that I think preggo women are interesting because you know a pregnant woman is in bed just for sex with you; she’s already “knocked up,” so that doesn’t enter into it. She wants to have sex with you just because she thinks you’re “HAWT.” No other reason. Peeing, I knew about before the intra web machine. IRL, I’m curious, but not necessarily “turned on.” I’d like to see it in an erotic setting just to try to"get it." So many people seem to like it, I feel I’m missing something not experiencing it. The one fetish I’ve seen on line and don’t get; Star Trek porn. People in OG Trek uniforms and/or make-up having sex. While I’m not a greek statue, the look of overage (and generally overage) people wearing Star Trek Klingon make-up and humping like bunnies is…eewwww. Peace - DSEK [/QUOTE] My first nude person/porn experience was star trek porn! Ill never forget it, me and some buddy found some on his brothers computer…I never looked at Riker the same way after that. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/71 "2007-05-04T19:55:52Z")
[QUOTE=percussion] My first nude person/porn experience was star trek porn! Ill never forget it, me and some buddy found some on his brothers computer…I never looked at Riker the same way after that. [/QUOTE] My ex-wifes father used to spend his spare time making Star Trek:TNG porn from screen captures done on actual episodes of ST. He had some rather unusual ideas, such as Data’s glowing spoo and such. He intended to try to put together a webpage, but I’m sure he ran into some problems. If there are any fans of celebrity fakes who are familiar with the artists known as Ision, that would be him. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/72 "2007-05-04T23:02:39Z")
I wonder if he knows [London\_Calling](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=89021) … Starts at about post #6. Most of you should like it … :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/73 "2007-05-05T05:43:04Z")
My name is Auto, and I’m a Hentai-holic. I’ve been clean for 6 weeks now, but the urge to masturbate to divinely proportioned animated babes with super-squeeky orgasmic sounds is rising daily. I cant control it anymore. I know… ok 12 steps. The first step, I have no power over my addiction. Wait, there’s a popup on my monitor. Pornotube…[urlll]www.hentai(not-link).com, asian pussie… oh god it wont stop. I’m clicking the x but yet they still torment me… more and more and more beautiful women… they… theyyyyy Penis…ensuing… animated nipples… NoooOooOOoooooo COME TO ME…aashshshh fwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwap…fwap…fwap. Aaaaaaahhhhh yeah. Hoo…yeah. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to wipe off my monitor. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/74 "2007-05-05T05:52:59Z")
[QUOTE=Chronos] Women capable of everting their own rectum several centimeters outside their bodies seem almost common. [/QUOTE] Now, women everting someone else’s rectum outside their bodies, that’s less common. ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/75 "2007-05-05T05:59:20Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] My name is Auto, and I’m a Hentai-holic. I’ve been clean for 6 weeks now, but the urge to masturbate to divinely proportioned animated babes with super-squeeky orgasmic sounds is rising daily. I cant control it anymore. I know.. ok 12 steps. The first step, I have no power over my addiction. Wait, there’s a popup on my monitor. Pornotube..[urlll]www.hentai(not-link).com, asian pussie.. oh god it wont stop. I’m clicking the x but yet they still torment me.. more and more and more beautiful women.. they… theyyyyy Penis…ensuing… animated nipples.. NoooOooOOoooooo COME TO ME..aashshshh fwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap fwap fwap…fwap…fwap. Aaaaaaahhhhh yeah. Hoo…yeah. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to wipe off my monitor. [/QUOTE] Really, umm… Really, was that really necessary? :rolleyes: -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/76 "2007-05-05T06:04:36Z")
[QUOTE=Frylock] Really, umm… Really, was that really necessary? :rolleyes: -FrL- [/QUOTE] Honestly? Probably not. Too late to edit now though. C’est la Auto 😛 :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/77 "2007-05-05T14:53:26Z")
One I’ve discovered but don’t get: Balloon porn. Squeezing them, rubbing them on your bodies, popping them…don’t get it. One I didn’t know I had till the Internets: Indian girls. Still don’t understand why I have it, and obviously it’s pretty tame, but ok. ---
**Author:** ![Olive\_The\_Other\_Reindeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Olive\_The\_Other\_Reindeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olive_The_Other_Reindeer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/78 "2007-05-07T15:23:34Z")
Girls running around outside wearing nothing but a pair of hip-hugger jeans. Barefoot and topless. Toes sticking out from the bottom hem. Hawt! Now, that’s all I wear around the house/yard. Hubby loves it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/79 "2007-05-07T15:36:17Z")
[QUOTE=Olive, The Other Reindeer] Girls running around outside wearing nothing but a pair of hip-hugger jeans. Barefoot and topless. Toes sticking out from the bottom hem. Hawt! Now, that’s all I wear around the house/yard. Hubby loves it 🙂 [/QUOTE] Here at the Straight Dope, we prefer that people provide cites for their claims. -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250/80 "2007-05-09T18:43:29Z")
[QUOTE=NoClueBoy] Body paint that looks like real clothing - so hot I almost couldn’t believe it [/QUOTE] The annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition has, for the past several years, run photo spreads of women wearing painted-on swimsuits. (I think there was one year where it was painted-on baseball uniforms, perhaps.) So this one may be practically mainstream. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-fetishes-you-never-knew-you-had-until-you-became-internet-savvy/402250.md?page=5)