# Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 1, 2019, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868 "2019-06-01T11:55:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/21 "2019-06-01T21:28:43Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > H > > And fantasy is generally cleaner, tidier, and with fewer toilets than the real world, too. (Think _Star Trek:_ Where no man has gone before!.. because there’s no head on that ship…) According to the [Star Trek Blueprints](https://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Blueprints-Enterprise-Constitution/dp/0345244710), the Bridge head is behind the viewscreen. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/22 "2019-06-01T22:10:10Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > The one I remember most vividly was called [“Ginger’s Sex Asylum”](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134688/) Spoken like someone who has never seen _Pterodactyl Dinosaur Spermo Plasmoids_. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/23 "2019-06-01T22:16:35Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > The one I remember most vividly was called [“Ginger’s Sex Asylum”](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134688/) We just laughed at the absurdity of it all. You should fill in the plot synopsis on IMDb! ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2019, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/24 "2019-06-01T23:20:16Z")
I hate it when I’m watching porn and my Wife walks in. Seriously, what is my Wife doing in this porn? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/25 "2019-06-02T00:25:03Z")
> [@Lamoral](#): > > Dude. There are like 10 different search engines for HD porn with like every conceivable video you would want. To quote an old meme that seems to be worn out by now, **THERE’S PORN ON THE INTERNET???** :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/26 "2019-06-02T00:34:19Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > That’s just breakfast, man. I think I’m hungry . ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/27 "2019-06-02T13:38:17Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > I see silly declarations like this far too often, especially around here. It’s like saying, “YouTube is nothing but unboxing videos now.” “YouTube is nothing but unboxing porn videos anymore.” How come the women _always_ keep their shoes on; are the floors really that dirty in porn studios? ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/28 "2019-06-02T15:28:57Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > How come the women _always_ keep their shoes on; are the floors really that dirty in porn studios? Would you want to walk barefoot around a porn stage? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/29 "2019-06-02T21:04:42Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Would you want to walk barefoot around a porn stage? Cum what may, yes. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/30 "2019-06-03T00:21:12Z")
“Would you want to walk barefoot around a porn stage?”, \*\*Jophiel \*\*ejaculated. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/31 "2019-06-03T10:46:17Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > I hate it when I’m watching porn and my Wife walks in. > Seriously, what is my Wife doing in this porn? This is the most ultimate, fucked up, dad joke ever. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/32 "2019-06-03T11:11:40Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > Click the little magnifying glass, type in what floats your boat, and have fun. I’m just getting boring videos about boats. Oh, hang on, maybe that girl isn’t really a sailor. Well, if she is, she must be off duty. ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/33 "2019-06-03T12:17:16Z")
It is human nature to become desensitized to virtually anything when exposed to it on a constant basis. So, even in the porn industry, there is a constant search for new approaches to the subject. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/34 "2019-06-03T14:00:40Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > “Would you want to walk barefoot around a porn stage?”, \*\*Jophiel \*\*ejaculated. Not without getting paid and my name on the DVD. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/35 "2019-06-03T15:04:07Z")
> [@Melbourne](#): > > I wonder what the ultimately most seductive porn is going to look like? I suspect/fear that it’s going to be some minimally human caricature that triggers all our instinctive reactions… My bet is an offshoot of Santa Porn featuring Composite Santa; assuming Robot Chicken hasn’t already done it. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/36 "2019-06-03T15:31:08Z")
I’m thinking that they’ll introduce porn versions of Blipverts but it’s not your head that explodes. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/37 "2019-06-03T15:35:33Z")
Forty years ago my wife sent me to the video store to get a pornographic videotape. She had a friend visiting for the weekend who was a virgin, had never seen a naked man, and was horny as could be. I returned with a videotape in a plain box, with a title alluding to College Hijinxxx. I put the movie in, adjusted tracking(?!), adjusted the room lights, and sat down to enjoy the feature film. It started out with two girls in the dorm who are lonely. They do all sorts of things with each other. Then, their phone rings; someone warns them that the Dean of the college is on the way over to discuss their poor grades. Aha! Here comes the male lead. Nope, the Dean is a 65 year old woman who demands that the two students satisfy her and she’ll overlook their poor grades. Ninety minutes of hardcore sex and not a single male. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/38 "2019-06-03T18:03:53Z")
The first porn I ever saw was _Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Comedy_(1976), followed by _Deep Throat_(1972) and _The Devil In Miss Jones_(1973), so it has been ridiculous for as long as I can remember. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2019, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/39 "2019-06-03T19:47:12Z")
There are people who get off from the feel of wool on their skin. It’s relatively likely that human sexuality works about the same as “imprinting” with birds. Once you move away from scents (e.g. chemical reactions) to visual and other signals, there’s really nothing reliable to trigger sexual attraction. Encoding 3D image data into DNA is probably not something that evolution had figured out. We learn the “correct” signals through culture and neural pathways being primed and ready to connect everything up at some particular moment of development. It doesn’t always come to the traditional answer though and, likely, there’s no way to force any one person’s brain to go down the traditional path no matter how hard you try, and no way to change it one the connection is formed. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2019, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868/40 "2019-06-04T05:19:55Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I think I’m hungry . I’ll take ya to lunch… 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-is-gradually-becoming-ridiculous/834868.md?page=3)