# Porn Movie Titles... For Video Games **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 4, 2012, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710 "2012-03-04T06:35:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/1 "2012-03-04T06:35:51Z")
We’ve all played the game of converting a famous mainstream movie into a porn movie, thus giving us such gems as Shaving Private Ryan, Star Whores, Bi-tanic, The Porn Identity, Das Booty, Forrest Hump, and so on. Some of those, if not all, probably exist. But why limit it to movie titles? Why not video games, like: - Ass Effect - Deus Sex - Hole Calibur - M.A.L.E. - Pack A Man - Gears of Whore Got any other ones, folks? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/2 "2012-03-04T06:43:21Z")
Glad-he-ate-her ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/3 "2012-03-04T07:26:36Z")
Painscape: Torment ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/4 "2012-03-04T07:36:06Z")
Skyrim… _job_ The Secret of Monkey Ass Land Deus Sex ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/5 "2012-03-04T07:51:10Z")
Womb Raider Cock Star ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/6 "2012-03-04T07:53:15Z")
Call of Booty ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/7 "2012-03-04T12:38:45Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Womb Raider [Been done.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387693/) (Link is to IMDB, and is safe for work.) Super Mario’s Hos Pole Position 69 Guilty Rear Metal Rear Solid (starring Really Solid Snake) Pokeman: Gotta Tap 'em All! ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/8 "2012-03-04T13:12:03Z")
World of Whorecraft. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/9 "2012-03-04T13:15:23Z")
Glans Theft Hot Ho ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/10 "2012-03-04T13:21:45Z")
Medieval: Total Whore Stim Titty Penis Her, General Turd Reich VAG Planets ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/11 "2012-03-04T14:02:42Z")
Alone in the Dark ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/12 "2012-03-04T14:05:33Z")
NM, didn’t see it above. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/13 "2012-03-04T14:09:24Z")
Croch It and Spank ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/14 "2012-03-04T15:34:17Z")
Assbandit’s Creed (I’m the first to post this? It’s **Argent Towers** ’ favorite thing to call it since he hates the game so much.) The Bondage of Isaac (For the BDSM types.) Sexatron ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/15 "2012-03-04T16:41:46Z")
Skyrim doesn’t even really need a change, just set it on an airplane. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/16 "2012-03-04T17:04:19Z")
Dong Altered Bestiality Slow Lick The Hedgehog, starring Ron Jeremy Cum-Bert ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/17 "2012-03-04T17:26:47Z")
A few classics: XXX-Com - Enema Unknown (bit of a niche product) Analization I & II, and the spinoff Colonization Master of Uranus Swords of Quim, Darkside of Quim QuimCity King’s Panty And more modern ones: The Bitcher (actually, that could well describe the first game 🙂 ) Nights of the Old Republic Animal Crossing (ewwww) Spurt The Whores Unleashed God of Whores ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/18 "2012-03-04T19:13:48Z")
Smegmaman Poon Patrol Whores of Neverwinter ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/19 "2012-03-04T19:37:53Z")
Face Invaders ---
**Author:** ![antonio107](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7ea924/32.png) [@antonio107](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/antonio107)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/20 "2012-03-04T19:43:35Z")
Mr. Do! (Seriously, I don’t think that one needs editing! :p) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710.md?page=2)