# Porn Movie Titles... For Video Games

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 4, 2012, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710 "2012-03-04T06:35:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/21 "2012-03-04T21:05:52Z")

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Donkey Dong  
The Pink Box  
Sins of a Solar Empire (you don’t actually need to change the title on that one, just change the sins…)  
Cum and Conquer

> [@Ferret\_Herder](#):
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> World of Whorecraft.

I’ve seen “World of Porncraft” and “World of Sexcraft” used - there’s an impressive amount of WoW based porn out there. I like yours better though, it has the right initials.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/22 "2012-03-04T21:20:15Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> I’ve seen “World of Porncraft” and “World of Sexcraft” used - there’s an impressive amount of WoW based porn out there. I like yours better though, it has the right initials.

It was an actual porn site as well 🙂 They were forced to change the name though, it’s now called Whorelore.

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**Author:** ![BunnyTVS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BunnyTVS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyTVS)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/23 "2012-03-05T00:27:40Z")

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Pron (Ok technically a movie _about_ video games.

Zelda: Twinks Awakening  
Zelda: A Twink To The Past  
Zelda: 4 Pink Swords Adventure

Taints Row

Dragon Gape: Orgasms

Left 4 Head

Call of Booty

XXX-Cum

Little Big Assventure

Double Dragon - Double Anal

Street Walker

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/24 "2012-03-05T14:36:30Z")

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Sexwarrior III, with the Pirate’s Moon expansion.

Final Fantasy XXX

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**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/25 "2012-03-05T15:15:46Z")

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Baldur’s Gape  
Baldur’s Gape II: Shadows of Ass  
Baldur’s Gape: Dick Alliance

Cuntra  
Super Cuntra  
Cuntra: Legacy of Whore  
Cuntra Force  
Cuntra: Hard Core  
Cuntra: Shattered Hymen  
Cuntra: Re: Girth

Tom Clancy’s Sphincter Sell

Porn Star Wars: Nights of the Old Pubic

The Elder Scrotums

Halo: Reacharound

Ass Effect

Donkey Punch-Out

Mario Sex Party

Poke-a-man: Black and Blue

Heavenly Sword Swallowers

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/26 "2012-03-05T16:49:40Z")

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Metal Slut

Interstate '69

Red Bed Erection

Assteroids

Womb Raider

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/27 "2012-03-06T01:41:49Z")

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The way we used to do it would be to post a straight title, and let the next person corrupt it.

So…

Duke Nukem.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/28 "2012-03-06T06:17:55Z")

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Whortal

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/29 "2012-03-06T12:16:25Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> Duke Nukem.

Dyke Lick’em

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/30 "2012-03-06T13:07:56Z")

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> [@SiXSwordS](#):
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> Dyke Lick’em

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

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**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/31 "2012-03-06T13:45:05Z")

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> [@Sr\_Siete](#):
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> Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

Priss of Please’ya: The Sucks of Tim.

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-titles-for-video-games/614710/32 "2012-03-06T15:09:18Z")

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> [@Sr\_Siete](#):
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> Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.

The Prince of Purrsia: The Furries of Time

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