# Porn movie tittles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 5, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503 "2002-06-05T15:55:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/1 "2002-06-05T15:55:46Z")
I was talking to my friend the other day. He had just seen **The Sum of All Fears** and was discusing with another friend “If they were to make a porn out of this, what would it’s tittle be?” The three tittles we came up with were: Todd: The sum of all Fucks George: The cum of all Fears: Elvis: To cum in all Rears. It got me thinking: HEY, people on the straight dope love this kind of thing, so let’s play a game. Someone suggest a movie tittle and we’ll all come up with porn translations for the tittle. Here’s a few more tittles of movies currently playing to work with: About a Boy A Beautiful Mind (dollar cinema, it still works) Changing Lanes Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings (I’m sure it’s been done, but hey) Resident Evil The Scorpion King Undercover Brother ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/2 "2002-06-05T16:05:35Z")
I just wanted to look at the thread title and snigger. ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/3 "2002-06-05T17:25:23Z")
Huh huh huh. You wrote “TITtles” instead of “Titles.” Huh huh huh. Well, it really bothers me that on the Preview channel, they advertise this “Erotic Witch Project” movie on PPV. I mean, c’mon! They could have done better than that! What about the “BARE Witch Project”? It’s _much_ more clever, and it ain’t even that clever! A Beautiful Heinie Under Covers with my Brother (latest in the Taboo series?) Above a Boy Hm-that’s all i have for now. ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/4 "2002-06-05T17:33:55Z")
**sidle** : There was a [Bare Witch Project](http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/b/barewitchproject.html), done by a Utah radio station. 😃 Let’s see . . . Resident Evil → Resident Anal ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/5 "2002-06-05T17:45:40Z")
Huh. I thought it was “The Bare _Wench_ Project.” ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/6 "2002-06-05T17:45:46Z")
:d Maybe THAT’S why the PPV movie had to have a different name. I was thinking “Geez-that title spoof is practically a freebie!” ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/7 "2002-06-05T18:09:00Z")
I’ve seen a title called _The Watts Bitch Project_, but I don’t know if it ever got made, or even what genre of film it would be. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/8 "2002-06-05T19:09:46Z")
A Booty-full Mind, for us ass men in the audience. ---
**Author:** ![diku](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@diku](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diku)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/9 "2002-06-05T19:15:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by adam yax \* > \*\*I’ve seen a title called _The Watts Bitch Project_, but I don’t know if it ever got made, or even what genre of film it would be. \*\* Yeah, it got mado. Same idea as Blair Witch, but it involved white kids from Beverly Hills going into Watts looking for the Watts Bitch. Saw about five minutes of it, all I needed to see. ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/10 "2002-06-05T20:39:46Z")
I imagine someone has already made _Whore of the Rings_. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/11 "2002-06-05T21:16:58Z")
_A Smack of the Bones_ _The Importance of Peeing on Earnest_ _Ride Her, Man_ ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Teerious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Miss\_Teerious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Teerious)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/12 "2002-06-05T21:46:12Z")
How about some older films, like **Romancing the Bone** **Forrest Hump** **Riding Boys in Cars** **Pump Fiction** **Moulin Spooj** **Ordinary Peepholes** (for voyuers) **Jurassic Prick** ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/13 "2002-06-05T21:55:40Z")
Some friends and I once did this was '80s teen movies. I can’t remember any of them except: _The Breakfast Cum_ _Suck Anything_ (it practically writes itself!) and of course _Fast Times at Ridegmont High_ ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/14 "2002-06-05T23:18:03Z")
“Undercover Brother” doesn’t need any changes to be a porn title. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/15 "2002-06-06T02:47:24Z")
The last time I played this game I came up with _Kind Hearts and Cornholettes_. I am really proud of that one. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/16 "2002-06-06T02:52:57Z")
I can remember chuckling at _Beverly Hills Copulator_. ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/17 "2002-06-06T03:05:55Z")
There’s an actual porno called _The Seventh Sense_ (don’t ask me how I know) ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/18 "2002-06-06T03:37:40Z")
I’ve heard of: _shaving Ryan’s Privates, American Booty Shindler’s Fist_ ---
**Author:** ![Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Big\_Kahuna\_Burger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Kahuna_Burger)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/19 "2002-06-06T03:48:05Z")
An Officer and a Genitalman The Loin King Hand Job Luke ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/20 "2002-06-06T04:35:22Z")
I suppose most of these have been done already, but here goes (with a little help from looking up top-grossing movies at IMDB) Backside to the Future The DomiMatrix Sperminator Lethal Whippin’ Pearl Necklace Harbor Glad He Ate Her (Gladiator) Snatch Adams The Professor’s Nuts Buttman (Batman) Cum and Cummer [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503.md?page=2)