# Porn movie tittles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 5, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503 "2002-06-05T15:55:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/21 "2002-06-06T04:53:20Z")
My personal favorite has always been: _Gonad the Barbarian_ with _Tool of the Nile_ a close second. ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/22 "2002-06-06T06:03:36Z")
An old friend of mine had a thing for anal porn. We never let him hear the end of it when we caught him watching “Pokerhotass.” It seems like all my posts on this board lately have been filthy. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/23 "2002-06-06T06:31:14Z")
According to _Shakespeare Quarterly_, somebody did “A Midsummer Night’s Cream.”:eek: Among the cast: Michael J. Cox. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/24 "2002-06-06T06:39:25Z")
The Shaw-wank Redemption The Scorpion Thing ---
**Author:** ![Emilio\_Lizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Emilio\_Lizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emilio_Lizardo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/25 "2002-06-06T13:02:51Z")
Who can forget such classics as: Sperms of Endearment On Golden Blonde Edward Penishands ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/26 "2002-06-06T13:10:20Z")
I never get tired of the one used in a “Wayne’s World” sketch: Bright Lights, Big Titties. ---
**Author:** ![Mooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooch)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/27 "2002-06-06T13:39:41Z")
There’s always “Face Jam”. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/28 "2002-06-06T14:47:58Z")
Indiana Bone and the Backdoor of Doom Little Whorin’ Annie Three Men and a Little Lady Ass-ult on Precinct 69 Bone Alone (and yes, apparently the main character does grab his face and yell) ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/29 "2002-06-06T19:28:44Z")
_Ridin’ Miss Daisy_ ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/30 "2002-06-06T19:58:42Z")
Used to love checking out the porn titles when they had them prominently displayed at my local video store. My favourite: _Crocodile Blondee_ ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/31 "2002-06-06T21:02:36Z")
Local porno theater in LA once had a parody of the local TV spot for the nightly 11:00 pm news on the marquee: ``` NUDES AT ELEVEN ``` On the last thread, there was: ``` Ocean's 11" ``` ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/32 "2002-06-07T03:55:04Z")
Crimson Thighs ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/33 "2002-06-07T04:20:01Z")
There was an oldie named “_Really_ Dirty Dancing” ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/34 "2002-06-07T13:38:26Z")
It might be a Simpson’s joke (they have all the best fake porn titles) but **Saving Ryan’s Privates**. There were a couple good ones in the New York/Parking Ticket/Homer’s car episode. ---
**Author:** ![Canyon\_Surfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Canyon\_Surfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canyon_Surfer)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2002, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/35 "2002-06-07T15:04:59Z")
Being the sort of person who changes words around almost without thinking about it. When I saw _Flight of the Navigator_, I quickly whipped that into Night of the Flagellator I will also add Buttman - in which the caped screw sadist gets back at The Poker Any Which Way You Can - why change a good tittle I Poke Her Lips NOW - a story of the Vietnam Whore Bone Hur - or how to do it on a chariot I also thought of adding Womb Raider - but that might be going too far ---
**Author:** ![The\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/36 "2002-06-08T00:12:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*Crimson Thighs \*\* Sounds dodgy… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/37 "2002-06-08T00:49:06Z")
Question-what does Pearl Necklace Harbor mean? am I going to regret asking? Attack of the Hos The Phantom Muffdiver Star Whores The Empire’s Got Back Close Encounters of the Turd Kind While You Were Peeping Peeping In Seattle Pussy in Pink Sixteen Dildoes ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/38 "2002-06-08T01:32:43Z")
**Guin** - a pearl necklace is the “end result” when titty-fucking. If I remember correctly from back before I was married. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/39 "2002-06-08T03:25:42Z")
A real one Regarding Hiney You should see the box cover… ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/40 "2002-06-08T04:09:50Z")
How about porn based on teevee shows? **McHale’s Gravy My Three Sons Fuck Each Other in the Ass Glands of the Lost Brady Bunch of Incest Going on in that House Leave it to Beaver** ('nuff said) **All in the Family** (ditto. Hey, remember “Reverend Felcher”?) **What’s Happening in your Ass? The Cosby Showgirls Happy Lays Family Ties and Restraints Ally McNaked The XXX Files The Buggery Bunny/Choad Plumber Hour Land of the Giant Tits Those Amazing Animal Sex Videos Adam 12-inch Schlong** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503.md?page=3)