# Porn movie tittles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 5, 2002, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503 "2002-06-05T15:55:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/41 "2002-06-08T13:32:44Z")
I used to work at this hipper-then-thou video store that had a pretty extensive porn collection. Among my favorite titles: _Thighs Wide Shut_ and _High Infidelity_, which I was told by a disappointed coworker had nothing to do with John Cusack. Does the porn that Dana Plato starred in count? It was, afterall, \*Different Strokes. \* And finally, no porn title thread would be complete without my pick for the funniest porn-related quote, courtesy of my friend Lloyd: “Dude. _Just Kissing…and More_ is soooo much more than just kissing…” ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/42 "2002-06-08T14:41:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*\ ***Guin** - a pearl necklace is the “end result” when titty-fucking. If I remember correctly from back before I was married. 😉 \*\* Titty-fucking is not necessary - a blowjob, for example, with subsequent ejaculation upon the breasts meets the requirements for a pearl necklace. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/43 "2002-06-08T15:45:38Z")
Here’s one that made me laugh out loud at a local video store in SF: _Dickman and Throbbin_ Starring the late John Holmes IIRC. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2002, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/44 "2002-06-08T20:23:24Z")
BTW, to really do it well, you need to stop short of actually describing what it’s about. For instance, here’s a softcore currently at video stores: Playmate of the Apes It leaves you wondering (fortunately I was able to look it up at Joe Bob’s review page: there is no monkeying around with the apes, just a lot of nekkid humans) Let’s See, let’s see: “Spread’er, Man” “About a Boy and 4 Girls” “Y tu Mamá y tu Hermana y tu Prima y tu Vecina y tu Sobrina y tu Maestra y las Mías también” “The Fast and the Horny” (It should be “The Fast and the Lascivious” but that’s got too many syllables…) Already existing, I think: “Harriet Potter and the Sorcerers’ Bone” “Intercourse with the Vampire” “The Bonfire of the Panties” ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/45 "2002-06-10T08:17:10Z")
_The Firm_ (but my favorite is still from The Onion: _Hair-pi_) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503/46 "2002-06-10T16:26:07Z")
A Fistful Of Testes A Two Dollar Whore The Good, The Bad and The Fugly Clear and Present Rump Ranger The Cunt For Red October (I can’t believe I just said that) Tight Little Women The Yearning Of The Screw A Tail Of Two Shitties Butch Cassidy and the Strap-on Kid Spencers Mountin’ Who’s Afraid Of Vagina Woof? Eating Raoul’s Sister Benwa Hurt It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Fuck Blazing Paddles [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-movie-tittles/112503.md?page=2)