# Porn/package instructions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 22, 2016, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-package-instructions/755380 "2016-05-22T17:54:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-package-instructions/755380/21 "2016-05-25T07:03:47Z")
Please wear appropriate PPE. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2016, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-package-instructions/755380/22 "2016-05-25T16:11:32Z")
> [@PatrickLondon](#): > > And one shouldn’t overlook the latest routine instruction from Transport for London, on how to use their electronic payment card: “Always touch in and touch out”. In Toronto the phrasing is “tap on” and “tap off”. Yeah, I’d tap that. > [@Teuton](#): > > Please wear appropriate PPE. Isn’t that one of this things that is technically always valid, though, like “Season’s Greetings”? Sometimes the appropriate amount of PPE is “none”, and sometimes the appropriate amount is “spacesuit”. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2016, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-package-instructions/755380/23 "2016-05-26T07:35:16Z")
“Tear along dotted line.” “Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.” “Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.” …oh, god … you know those silica gel things? “ **Do not eat.** ” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-package-instructions/755380.md?page=1)