# Porn questions **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [December 3, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378 "2013-12-03T16:24:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/1 "2013-12-03T16:24:39Z")
Sheesh, what is with all the “what if” porn questions on the boards lately? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/2 "2013-12-03T16:30:18Z")
> [@aruvqan](#): > > Sheesh, what is with all the “what if” porn questions on the boards lately? Rape and Race months have ended. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/3 "2013-12-03T16:30:50Z")
Doper A has a question and posts it. This prompts Doper B to have a question of his own, so he starts a similar thread. Doper C, inspired by A and B, gets in on the act. Doper D, a wiseacre, starts a humorous parody threat so as not to threadjerk A, B or C’s. And the hits just keep on coming. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/4 "2013-12-03T16:52:16Z")
How is this different than any other question that kicks off a run? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/5 "2013-12-03T17:07:07Z")
I haven’t noticed any larger number of porn threads than usual. In fact, the only one I can think of currently active is the with/without makeup one. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/6 "2013-12-03T17:26:54Z")
There are at least 3 active in IMHO right now. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/7 "2013-12-03T17:42:51Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > There are at least 3 active in IMHO right now. And another two that just sorta lay there. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/8 "2013-12-03T17:45:39Z")
Moved Cafe Society --\> ATMB. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/9 "2013-12-03T17:50:01Z")
Every time I try to post something inside one of those threads, my cursor pops out and I spray letters everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/10 "2013-12-03T17:53:41Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Every time I try to post something inside one of those threads, my cursor pops out and I spray letters everywhere. Try thinking about Straight Dope Chicago or Marketplace. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/11 "2013-12-03T18:01:00Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Every time I try to post something inside one of those threads, my cursor pops out and I spray letters everywhere. Bad week for the mod on mop duty. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/12 "2013-12-03T18:02:09Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Try thinking about Straight Dope Chicago or Marketplace. The Barn House usually does the trick. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/13 "2013-12-03T18:13:18Z")
Fappers gotta fap. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/14 "2013-12-03T19:04:34Z")
Guess I should head on over to IMHO. [/sleavy voice] ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/15 "2013-12-03T19:41:23Z")
Dear SDMB Forum, I never thought it would happen to me, but… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/16 "2013-12-03T20:10:22Z")
I was reading through the “What would you do if your mom did porn?” thread and damn near had a stroke…then I remembered that I was still at work and held off. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/17 "2013-12-03T20:20:04Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I was reading through the “What would you do if your mom did porn?” thread and damn near had a stroke…then I remembered that I was still at work and held off. But, you’re home now right? ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/18 "2013-12-03T21:32:37Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Guess I should head on over to IMHO. [/sleavy voice] Long sleavy or short sleavy? I understand that women don’t really care but that long sleavy photographs better. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/19 "2013-12-03T21:52:56Z")
So… what would you do if this thread did porn? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/20 "2013-12-03T22:21:57Z")
Those threads are giving me impure thoughts. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378.md?page=2)