# Porn questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378>\
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**Created:** [December 3, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378 "2013-12-03T16:24:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/21 "2013-12-03T22:32:50Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> and another two that just sorta lay there.

iswydt.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/22 "2013-12-03T22:48:04Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> Long sleavy or short sleavy?

Stupid typos.

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**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/23 "2013-12-03T23:06:20Z")

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Is that a long sleavy, or are you just happy to see me?

Seriously tho - is it Porno Holidays or something? There do seem to be more than the usual.

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/24 "2013-12-04T00:12:17Z")

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WAG - It’s the holiday period. Here in America, Thanksgiving, with Christmas and New Years shortly. Holidays is about relationships. How many relationships are gonna end just before, or during or just after a holiday? People realizing the end of a relationship may be upon them around a holiday so they turn to Plan B. Or is it Plan P(orn)?

I mean, really. Does the Fourth of July spark a relationship ending binge, copulating in a rise of porn threads?

Let’s see if this WAG works if we get a pornicopia of threads around Valentines Day.

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**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/25 "2013-12-04T00:19:38Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> Dear SDMB Forum,
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> I never thought it would happen to me, but…

…I have to share this with your readers.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/26 "2013-12-04T02:07:21Z")

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> [@ducati](#):
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> iswydt.

Ducati - Were you the guy that dated a couple of different pornstars and took one on a jetboat trip to Ibiza or something?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/27 "2013-12-04T02:13:28Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Ducati - Were you the guy that dated a couple of different pornstars and took one on a jetboat trip to Ibiza or something?

How much is a jetboat trip to Ibiza?

Ten bucks, same as in town.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/28 "2013-12-04T12:27:20Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> WAG - It’s the holiday period.

For naughty girls.

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**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/29 "2013-12-04T14:48:44Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> And another two that just sorta lay there.

Golf clap and no other kind.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/30 "2013-12-04T15:06:29Z")

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> [@Nars\_Glinley](#):
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> Golf clap and no other kind.

It’s what Tiger Woods gets.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/31 "2013-12-04T17:43:53Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> WAG - It’s the holiday period. Here in America, Thanksgiving, with Christmas and New Years shortly.

Correct.

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> Holidays is about relationships. How many relationships are gonna end just before, or during or just after a holiday? People realizing the end of a relationship may be upon them around a holiday so they turn to Plan B. Or is it Plan P(orn)?

Not quite. Holidays is about more high school and college kids spending long, lazy days at home, killing time by Googling pr0n, finding and reviving old threads and starting new ones.

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> I mean, really. Does the Fourth of July spark a relationship ending binge, copulating in a rise of porn threads?

Of course not, the kids have already been posting since school let out in late May.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/32 "2013-12-04T22:43:35Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> I mean, really. Does the Fourth of July spark a relationship ending binge, copulating in a rise of porn threads?

> [@kunilou](#):
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> Of course not, the kids have already been posting since school let out in late May.

Correct. ADD means they’ve lost interest and moved on to something else by the Fourth of July.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-questions/675378/34 "2014-02-28T04:25:33Z")

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