# Porn remakes of films **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 1999, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227 "1999-09-26T15:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/1 "1999-09-26T15:01:00Z")
A lot of porn films remake existing films and change the title. Things like: Edward Penishands Jugsy The Maddame’s Family So how about we see what porn remakes we can come up with: Splatman and Throbbin’- The Dynamic Duo, battling the evils that threaten Gotham like The Diddler. ## Another one I didn’t come up with (but wish I did) I swear to god there is a porn filmed named “Yank My Doodle It’s a Dandy” Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/2 "1999-09-26T15:11:00Z")
Body of the Snatch Invaders ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/3 "1999-09-26T15:56:00Z")
I used to work at a video store so I got to see plenty of laughable titles… such as… Foreskin Gump Honey… I blew everyone! Geriatric Park Men in the Back ## my favorite title of any porn flic would have to be “Slammin Granny in the Fanny!” “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/4 "1999-09-26T15:59:00Z")
I saw Edward Penishands. Absolutely hilarious!! Another “remake” was “Drivin’ Miss Daisy Crazy” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/5 "1999-09-26T16:24:00Z")
All Genuine Titles An American Nympho in London Back Door to the Future Ball Street Ball in the Family The Big Thrill Bright Lights…Big Titties Caddy Shack-Up Cat on a Hot Sin Roof The Days of Our Wives Dracula Sucks Earth Girls Are Sleazy Fistful of Bimbos For Your Thighs Only Forrest Humps Funky Brewster The Godmother The Good, the Bad, and the Horny Hill Street Blacks The Horney Mooners In and Out of Beverly Hills L.A. Raw The Load Warrior The Long Ranger Mad Jack, Beyond Thunderbone Max Bedroom My Bare Lady Nudes at Eleven The Oddest Couple One Wive to Give The Pink Lagoon Pornocchio The Postman Always Comes Twice The Rocky Porno Video Show Splendor in the Ass A Star is Porn Strangers When We Mate Terms of Endowment Throbbin’ Hood Vaseline Alley Where the Boys Aren’t Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? The Whore of the Worlds ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/6 "1999-09-26T16:27:00Z")
What if they did a porno remake of the Straight Dope board? ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/7 "1999-09-27T05:47:00Z")
You know, if Fist Full of Dollars were remaid in Veit Nam it would be called Fist Full of Dong. (YDKJ) * * * Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey. ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/8 "1999-09-26T20:00:00Z")
The Blair Witch Who Takes it Up the Ass Mystery Men Who Take it Up the Ass For Love of the Game, and Taking it Up the Ass Saving Private Ryan, Then Taking it Up the Ass Taking it Up the Ass on the Titanic Shakespeare in Love, Then He Gives it to Her Up the Ass * * * Tim “My hovercraft is full of eels.” ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/9 "1999-09-26T20:10:00Z")
I think these are real, but they’re funny nonetheless. Intercourse With the Vampire Bitanic (I KNOW that’s real–when I saw the box, I laughed for 15 minutes) Biladdin (again, real) and my personal favorite… How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/10 "1999-09-26T20:14:00Z")
Star Whores: The Phantom Penis ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/11 "1999-09-26T20:27:00Z")
There was a film called"Flesh Gordon". There should have been a film called “Fuck Rodgers”. On a related topic , I once had adream in which I starred in a **nude** remake of “The Life Of Abraham Lincoln”. The title was “The Naked Abe”. * * * We have met the enemy, and He is Us.–Walt Kelly ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/12 "1999-09-26T21:09:00Z")
Shindler’s Fist * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/13 "1999-09-26T21:57:00Z")
On Golden Blonde Shaving Ryan’s Privates ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/14 "1999-09-26T22:03:00Z")
“Two fists for Sister Sara.” Ok, I made that one up. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/15 "1999-09-26T22:17:00Z")
A real one I once saw: “Cape Rear”. Let’s think of some more possible titles… - Star Fuck - Reg’s Erection - GBWF (Gang Banged White Female) - The Naked Bum 2 1/2 - Casaboinka - Cum with the wind - Jerry, Portrait of a serial rapist - Descent Off Your Woman I’m sure some of those have already been done 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/16 "1999-09-26T23:09:00Z")
Actually, I’ve seen one called, (I believe), “Blackman and Throbbin,” and also one called “The Bare-Ass Naked Gun.” When I lived in the dorms my first year of college, the guys on my floor would go out and try to rent the best porn titles they could find. Another one was “Married:With Hormones.” That was actually the first porno I ever saw. It was really bad, and hysterically funny. * * * “You’re going to listen to ME? To something I said? Haven’t I made it abundantly clear over the tenure of our friendship that I don’t know shit?” - Brodie, “Mallrats” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 1999, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/17 "1999-09-26T23:18:00Z")
“How Stella Got Her Tubes Packed” I almost split my side over that one…My God, that is HILARIOUS! I have in my video collection: “Will and Eds Bogus Gangbang” * * * I’m very lucky. The only time I was ever up shit creek, I just happened to have a paddle with me. –George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/18 "1999-09-27T04:24:00Z")
Here are two more actual and for real titles I’m surprised haven’t shown up yet: “Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mambo.” and “To Live and Shave in L.A.” ---
**Author:** ![\_00\_The\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ed655f/32.png) [@\_00\_The\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_00_The_Fool)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/19 "1999-09-27T05:32:00Z")
Actually, there’s a lot of movies that would need no title change if they were made into porno films. Such as. . . The 400 Blows Things to Come The Third Man The Firm Can anyone suggest others? ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/20 "1999-09-27T05:54:00Z")
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