# Porn remakes of films **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 1999, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227 "1999-09-26T15:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/21 "1999-09-27T05:54:00Z")
The Joy Luck Club ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/22 "1999-09-27T06:33:00Z")
Working at the video store I remember Regarding Hiney (regarding henry) Hannah Does her Sisters (Hannah and her Sisters) Bright Lights, Big Titties (Bright Lights, Big City)) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/23 "1999-09-27T06:42:00Z")
Stop it, I can hardly breathe, I’m laughing so hard!! “Pornocchio”-- BAHAHAHAHA!!! * * * TT “Believe those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/24 "1999-09-27T06:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > What if they did a porno remake of the Straight Dope board? I thought MPSIMS was the porno remake of SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![AuraSeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AuraSeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuraSeer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/25 "1999-09-27T06:52:00Z")
How 'bout a porn version of that Keanu Reeves sci-fi movie, called “The Mattress”? (Yeah, it’s lame. Sue me.) ---
**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/26 "1999-09-27T16:30:00Z")
I heard there was one called “Jurassic Pork”. Which might have to do a battle of the porns with “Geriatric Park”, mentioned above. ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/27 "1999-09-27T19:11:00Z")
Satan: shindlers fist is truly inspired. How 'bout: Thighs wide shut American hair pie Big daddy Deep blue throat Buttfinger A dog of Moll Flanders ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/28 "1999-09-27T19:48:00Z")
Indecent Proposal Oh wait… ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/29 "1999-09-27T19:56:00Z")
The Iron Giant ---
**Author:** ![kathmandu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kathmandu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kathmandu)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/30 "1999-09-27T20:19:00Z")
A Queer and Pleasant Stranger. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/31 "1999-09-27T20:30:00Z")
In the Line of Fire And the new animated classics The Penis of Egypt The Lion’s Thing Beauty and the Beast 101 Dalmations (hey is anyone seeing a trend in disney titles?) A Bung’s Life Sex Toy Story (stolen from Mad TV) ## From the B&D department Citizen Pain School Ties Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/32 "1999-09-27T21:30:00Z")
Toys in Babeland? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/33 "1999-09-27T21:51:00Z")
Sinderella: Lie to me you bastard! Pornocchio: I am NOT moving my head like a jackhammer! I HATE this! ``` ............... ``` And I, um, heard it was “Shaving Dyan’s Privates.” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 1999, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/34 "1999-09-27T22:09:00Z")
Real titles…(just laughing over the titles in the store \< cough, cough \>) Romancing the Bone The Sperminator RambOhhhhh * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/35 "1999-09-28T00:07:00Z")
Twin Peaks A Beaver Runs Through It Bitches of Madison County Backdoor Banzai My Gay Left Foot (old family joke) Twelve Inch Monkeys Get Off on the Bus Swing Shaft Harry Does the Hendersons ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 1999, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/36 "1999-09-28T05:54:00Z")
Shaft ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 1999, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/37 "1999-10-10T05:11:00Z")
Snatch Adams ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 1999, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/38 "1999-10-10T18:38:00Z")
Alien Erection ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 1999, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/39 "1999-10-11T22:08:00Z")
Shag the Dog Ghostfuckers Spank Girl Lust in Space the Empire Sucks Back * * * Actually, there’s a lot of movies that would need no title change if they were made into porno films. Such as. . . The 400 Blows Things to Come The Third Man The Firm ## Can anyone suggest others? Very Bad Things Dick Body Parts Big Disturbing Behavior Spaceballs ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/40 "2000-01-18T03:10:00Z")
My Left Testicle * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227.md?page=3)